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amand_r

gettin' funky on the mic like a' old batch o' collard greens

Mar 30, 2010 12:16

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neifile7 March 30 2010, 16:33:16 UTC

CONGRATS on your oh-so-deserved award!!!! Funky banner with the faux-Gothic script, but oh well.

Good analysis on Murder by Decree -- great premise, good casting, and then whoops. I also preferred From Hell. Both the Ripper and Holmes are these big, iconic, baggage-laden juggernauts, and they're all too apt to collide, set loose in the same film. (Like my metaphors.)

Thanks for the reminders on the kinkytiems. Note to self: Get thee to the kinkmeme, unfair Ophelia, put your money where your filthy mouth is. :)

amand_r March 30 2010, 16:36:51 UTC

OMG YEAH, it had so much promise the film, and don't get me wrong, I likes it a fair deal, but when you have both read and seen From Hell, not even the inclusion of Holmes can save it from paling in comparison.

LADY, SHALL I LIE IN YOUR LAP?

DO YOU THINK I MEANT COUNTRY MATTERS?

neifile7 March 30 2010, 17:04:14 UTC

YOU RECK NOT YOUR OWN REDE, BB.

SHOW ME THAT PRIMROSE PATH OF DALLIANCE.

amand_r March 30 2010, 17:08:12 UTC

GET THE TO THY LADY'S CHAMBER AND TELL HER THAT IF SHE PAINT IT AN INCH THICK, HER THIGHS WILL STILL CHAFE AFTER ALL THAT FUCKING.

neifile7 March 30 2010, 17:12:19 UTC

RICH GIFTS WAX POOR WHEN GIVERS PROVE UNKIND.

Like bikini wax. That's where the chafing comes from. Sorry.

amand_r March 30 2010, 17:19:24 UTC

ALL THIS SEX AFFECTS MY SYNTAX
THE PISTOL I PACK'S IMPACT
MAKE'S YOU GASP, IN FACT
SO SIT BACK, RELAX
WHILE I GRIND THIS AXE
ON YOUR BRAZILLIAN WAX
WITHOUT FINISHING FAST
I BASK IN THE SLASH
UNDERNEATH YOUR CINNAMON ASS
ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT LASTS

neifile7 March 30 2010, 17:24:35 UTC

Um, yeah. Chafing. What she said.

I SAY WE SHALL HAVE NO MORE MARRIAGES.

amand_r March 30 2010, 17:26:41 UTC

I SAY WE SHALL HAVE NO MORE SILICONE-BASED LUBRICANT.

neifile7 March 30 2010, 17:30:02 UTC

FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN.

amand_r March 30 2010, 17:34:51 UTC

RAAAAAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN.

joanwilder March 30 2010, 23:47:11 UTC

God, there has to be some way to parlay this into a career. That's damn awesome.

amand_r March 30 2010, 23:50:01 UTC

Sadly, it would be MC Chris's career.

joanwilder March 30 2010, 23:51:40 UTC

Oh.

amand_r March 30 2010, 23:56:45 UTC

I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level

My backpack's got jets, I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt to finance my 'Vette

I chill in deep space, a mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time I don't like to waste.

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