1. I think I'm allergic to sleep, or have developed a psychotic aversion to it, manifesting in hives. I break out in hives in my feet, wrists and inner or back of the thighs only right before I am due to go to bed. No, sometimes I'm not even changed into my jim-jams, sometimes I'm in the shower, sometimes I'm just sitting at my desk and THINKING about going to bed. I also occasionally get them when I wake up, but most of the time it's the bedtime thing.
2.
topgeargirl2 wrote me a bitching J/I drabble about "Hungry Like the Wolf".
Go tell her how much she rocks. After you read it. MINE IS NUMBER ONE, BABY!
3. Talk Like a Pirate Day was one of Tianyu's favorite days. I'm staying inside and off the internets.
4. I OWE MEMES. I OWE THINGS.
I AM WRITING. I IS BUSY. I NEED MORE COFFEE.
5. Today is Hermione Granger's birthday, and in honor of that, the Hermione Big Bang has gone live. I have an offering, so no, no bodyswap today. Sorry, picnics.