there's a chair in my head, on which I used to sit

[amand_r]

1. So I had this dream that I had been rehired by my old school district, and when I went for orientation, there were a bunch of new teachers in my department, along with the old ones. And of course, even though I had worked there before, I didn't have seniority, so I didn't get a room. And then when I went to the planning room for all the

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[iamshadow]

I bet he trucks all night long, through state after state after state. Heavy duty, long haul trucking.

I'm sure there's a 'burning rubber' joke in there somewhere...

I typed this comment wearing my new bondage cuffs.

[amand_r]

THAT IS WHERE I WENT.

LOLOR5. BE CAREFUL OF CHAFING.

[iamshadow]

NICE TO KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE DOWN THERE.

NO CHAFING - THEY HAVE POLYURETHANE PADDING. IT IS PURPLE.

[amand_r]

That....that LOOKS STRANGELY COMFORTING. I WOULD WEAR THOSE TO PARTIES AND TELL PEOPLE I HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL, JUST TO SEE THEIR FACES.

[iamshadow]

I'M TEMPTED TO WEAR THEM SHOPPING AT MY LOCAL SUPERMARKET. I LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN.

What to tell them when they ask what the clips are for?

AHA! THEY'RE LIKE THOSE MITTENS THAT TIE TOGETHER WITH STRING SO YOU DON'T LOSE ONE. BRILLIANT.

[iamshadow]

[amand_r]

HAAAHAHAHAH HE DOMINATES WITH FUR IN THE VELCRO BITS.

[iamshadow]

HE DOMINATES BY DEMANDING ATTENTION. CAN HE NOT SEE THAT I AM SELF-BONDING AND DO NOT HAVE HANDS FREE TO PET AND TYPE AT THE SAME TIME?

[amand_r]

THE CAT CARES NOT FOR YOUR EXCUSES.

[iamshadow]

HE IS A CRUEL AND UNCOMPROMISING MASTER.

[amand_r]

I THINK IT IS GENETIC.

[amand_r]

you are quick on your feet like a cat!

JUST NOT QUICK ON YOUR HANDS, BECAUSE THEY ARE TIED TOGETHER.

[iamshadow]

THAT'S WHAT THE QUICK RELEASE CLIP IS FOR!

[amand_r]

QUICK RELEASE, PSHAW. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHEW THROUGH YOUR WRISTS LIKE THAT BEAR DUDE ON DISCOVERY.

[iamshadow]

IT MAKES A SATISFYING PLASTIC CLICK, AND DOES NOT LEAVE UNSIGHTLY NYLON THREADS IN MY TEETH.

[amand_r]

I CAN SEE HOW THIS WOULD SAVE DENTAL BILLS.