i've got a smoking jacket passed to me from granddaddy. it's made of bow and arrow meat.

[amand_r]

1. Oh, P.F. Changs, my nemesis. Touche, fuckwad, touche.

2. So, okay, people, I read spiderine's A Close and Holy Darkness, and wow, did that not help my porn writing mojo. Spider. I am broke ded. Crue, everything you said, YOU WERE SO RIGHT. And everyone who was all, "WTF Amand-r, why have you not read it yet?" I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. All worship her

Comments

[kwanalicious]

Ew, P.F. Chang's.

ANY kink though? Even the most extreme ones, like scat, necrophilia, bestiality?

[amand_r]

I already did scat. And the others in a round about way. And both of those are crimes, not kinks.

[kwanalicious]

Oh, I see, you're classifying "kink" as legal by definition? One man's crime is another man's kink!

[amand_r]

True. But I had to draw the line somewhere.

[kwanalicious]

Well, here, maybe this will be of use. http://alfredo.octavio.net/files/aoctavio_fetishmapbig.gif

[amand_r]

I'm going to be very busy.

[kwanalicious]

perhaps this was a large undertaking than you had originally intended. Just wtf is "shrimping," I'd like to know.

[amand_r]

This has to be why they made wikipedia, right here.

[kwanalicious]

Wikipedia only leads me to Bubba Gump. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shrimping

[amand_r]

Maybe that is for the best. Y/Y?