i've got a smoking jacket passed to me from granddaddy. it's made of bow and arrow meat.

[amand_r]

1. Oh, P.F. Changs, my nemesis. Touche, fuckwad, touche.

2. So, okay, people, I read spiderine's A Close and Holy Darkness, and wow, did that not help my porn writing mojo. Spider. I am broke ded. Crue, everything you said, YOU WERE SO RIGHT. And everyone who was all, "WTF Amand-r, why have you not read it yet?" I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. All worship her

Comments

[cruentum]

Totally polygamous!

Haha it is.

And what did I say about it? But yeah, I meant everything about spider's story because it is outstanding in what it does and it hits every single kink for me head.on.

[amand_r]

Srsly, INCESTUOUS.

I think every time Spider's story has come up, you're like this:

c;lkdsnc;ldmc d'lckn

[cruentum]

HAHA

Yeah.

That would be accurate right there. That is very accurate.

Guh.

[amand_r]

I was going to type more, but my tab key and enter key conspired for premature postjaculation.

[cruentum]

I feel it all over me.

That sounded vaguely creepy.

Shit I'm still resisting the urge to buy certain CDs. Haha fuck

I feel hung over even though I had no alcohol. *goes to put beer in fridge for later*

[amand_r]

Haahahahha CDS.

What kind of beer? I have stella. I'm drinking heavily tonight.

[cruentum]

Diebels

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altbier

:D

[amand_r]

This is acceptable.

[cruentum]

Good! I'm quite looking forward to it after all!

[amand_r]

HAHAAH. I should put my beer in the fridge. Meh.