I WAS RAISED BY TWO LESBIANS-MICK MICK, SPEAK ENGLISH.
1. I love me some rap. I don't know if you all knew that, but I do, and I get it in the strangest places. I don't listen to the rap on the radio, though I do have a few classic hits, and maybe TI's 'Live Your Life'-DON’T JUDGE!, but okay, so I have the Blade soundtrack. It's nothing but rap, peoples, and WHAT AWESOME RAP IT IS. However, sometimes, as is the case with other genres, rap lends itself to
Gang Starr feat. MOP: 0.5 and 0.5 (no really, that's the title), for instance, contains the following line:
lift that ass up like gravity
Uhm. What? I think that's the OPPOSITE of what gravity does.
my swords they can slice and dice precise ways
I would hope so. It's the 'precise ways' that gets me. I bet they make julienne fries.
Hellbound: Eminem, Masta Ace and J Black. I have unnecessarily bolded the ??
the only key that I see to defeat you would be to remove these Adidas and beat you, and force feed you them both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe.
every day I grow more older and more colder, fly you to Colorado, roll you over with a boulder
you know I'm no stranger to danger, like Christ in the manger, feel the whole range of my anger
The song has such great flow, and the lyrics move so swiftly, that I can't fault them, not really, and that's part and parcel to rap/hip-hop. But it doesn't make it any less funny. ON EACH FEET IS A CLEAT SHOE. ::looks at feets::
2. I did nothing last night, peoples! NOTHING! IT WAS GREAT! I HAD BEER AND I WALKED AROUND OUTSIDE IN MY BARE FEET LISTENING TO IRIS DEMENT ON THE IPOD. Then I lay out on my sidewalk and stared at the sky. It was bloody fantastic.
3. Went to see the kitty of doom, Miho, the Bengal kitten of emquilxy's, and she is indeed a small deadly assassin! I threw myself into a tar pit just so she could pull me out. Then we took back the neighborhood from the corrupt cops.
4. Pauly Shore's "Son In Law" is a tragically underrated film. Am I still the only one who refers to the head as a melon?
Gang Starr feat. MOP: 0.5 and 0.5 (no really, that's the title), for instance, contains the following line:
lift that ass up like gravity
Uhm. What? I think that's the OPPOSITE of what gravity does.
my swords they can slice and dice precise ways
I would hope so. It's the 'precise ways' that gets me. I bet they make julienne fries.
Hellbound: Eminem, Masta Ace and J Black. I have unnecessarily bolded the ??
the only key that I see to defeat you would be to remove these Adidas and beat you, and force feed you them both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe.
every day I grow more older and more colder, fly you to Colorado, roll you over with a boulder
you know I'm no stranger to danger, like Christ in the manger, feel the whole range of my anger
The song has such great flow, and the lyrics move so swiftly, that I can't fault them, not really, and that's part and parcel to rap/hip-hop. But it doesn't make it any less funny. ON EACH FEET IS A CLEAT SHOE. ::looks at feets::
2. I did nothing last night, peoples! NOTHING! IT WAS GREAT! I HAD BEER AND I WALKED AROUND OUTSIDE IN MY BARE FEET LISTENING TO IRIS DEMENT ON THE IPOD. Then I lay out on my sidewalk and stared at the sky. It was bloody fantastic.
3. Went to see the kitty of doom, Miho, the Bengal kitten of emquilxy's, and she is indeed a small deadly assassin! I threw myself into a tar pit just so she could pull me out. Then we took back the neighborhood from the corrupt cops.
4. Pauly Shore's "Son In Law" is a tragically underrated film. Am I still the only one who refers to the head as a melon?