My most vivid memories all involve cheeseburgers.

[amand_r]

1. THIS IS ART, BITCHES. However, dragons having sex with cars? Not so much. My favorite, BTW, is number three. (h/t amonitrate)

2. Day fifty billion. ask_captainjack still doesn't know my name. I SHOULD WRITE HIM A LETTER.

3. My sister in law makes sure to keep me apprised of R Pat's health AT EVERY TURN:

Kwanalicious: Robert Pattinson almost hit by car

Comments

[51stcenturyfox]

I lovelovelove your cutie child pics. They allow me to admire the adorable without having one of my own.

AM JELLUS, YOU. Hub 3?

I think you should email Ask_CaptainJack with some Destiny's Child:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GWNIBHTi88

[amand_r]

Yeah, I like to think that I and the kid perform a valuable service.

HUB THREE, LADY. ME, KICKING IT IN THE UK, until I get arrested for something like...sheep hooliganism or something.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA.

[51stcenturyfox]

Let us know what he says!

I emailed him once, back in...January? Just to tell him he was REALLY EPIC.

[amand_r]

It occurs to me that I don't know his address.

JACK@THE_PLASS_AND_SHIT.ORG.UK.TORCHWOOD.TOTALLYNOTASECRETGOVERNMENTORGANISATION.COM(dotuk)

[sthayashi]

We'll Track that Next Time!!!!!

[amand_r]

I can't help it, but--MARK IT ZERO.

[moljn]

3: I saw some fans refer to him as Our-Patz. No wonder he runs, poor guy.

4: I admit I'm somewhat opposed to swatting flies. Only the black/grey-striped female ones, though, because they're livebearers and if there's something worse than a big fat fly, it's a big fat fly with tiny maggots crawling out of its dead body.

Uhm, yeah, hope you weren't eating anything just then.

[amand_r]

OUR patz? Oh Jesus. That poor dude.

[pogrebin]

Dude, you casually mentioned Jem and the Holograms. I LOVE YOU.

80s cartoons were clearly on crack. Biker Mice From Mars, anyone?

[amand_r]

Haahaha. Jem was truly truly truly outrageous. I didn't watch much TV like that when it was on. I probably missed the Biker Mice. :(

[pogrebin]

CRACKIEST INTRO EVAR.

[amand_r]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[sivatheminty]

Art, definatly...and Dinasaurs WTF?? I have to show Steve those, AFTER his dad leaves. :P

[amand_r]

Yeah, I was like, WHO DREW THESE AND WHY?

[amonitrate]

the best part is, it appears to be more than one artist.

also, did you see http://dinosaursfuckingrobots.com/??

someone linked me to it. I... why, internets, why?

[amand_r]

I AM SO TOTES NOT EVEN CLICKING ON THAT LINK. EVER.