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1. LIKE A BOSS is a new Torchwood video. No really. I think I laughed so hard I made myself spasm into sneezes.
2. So, apparently Archie is going to/has just proposed to Veronica, and not Betty. As you can imagine, there is a lot of debate. Is Veronica a rich bitch? Is Betty COMPLETELY PSYCHO? Is Ronnie a whore? Is Archie worthy of either of them? As you can see, it's a striating issue. MightyGodKing is in the Veronica encampment, mostly because apparently, Betty is obsessive and vindictive and abusive.
All the irritating gender issues aside (like, who would even WANT Archie? They're two smart hot chicks and they want ARCHIE? RIVERDALE'S GILLIGAN WITHOUT THE FUNNY HAT? I think they should go to college and discover other people. Possibly each other in the communal showers. Oh no, I have objectified Betty and Veronica. OHWAIT.), I think I'd go for Veronica. Not because of her money or anything, but because she's not INSANE. And then it gets into the who do you prefer: Ginger or Marianne, the movie star/princess versus the girl next door (who might be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose). That said, and because my interest is waning, I have made a poll. It is shallow and everything.
Poll THOSE girls.
3. My opinions on JB and the Con and the wank, let me show you them [here]. My opinions on fandom_wank, let me show you them [here]. Now he ded from coke.
4. I had a crazy ass dream that I am too ashamed to share about violence (not sex this time), because the last time I shared one, someone told me that I needed professional help, and then a professional told me that I was fine and didn't need professional help. I would rather not get into that again. It involved a frying pan and someone's face. But to be fair, they were laughing at me uncontrollably. sthayashi you were there (it was not your face, or anyone you knew), but even then, you could not fix my computer. Okay, that's not fair, because you haven't actually tried to fix my computer, not really.
What a way to end my post today. Meh. It's raining outside. Imma going to go get a Slurpee.
amonitrate, have fun with the Russians. Ask them lots of things like, 'In Soviet Russia, would the __________ really ________________? Really? Because we seem to think so. All the time.'
2. So, apparently Archie is going to/has just proposed to Veronica, and not Betty. As you can imagine, there is a lot of debate. Is Veronica a rich bitch? Is Betty COMPLETELY PSYCHO? Is Ronnie a whore? Is Archie worthy of either of them? As you can see, it's a striating issue. MightyGodKing is in the Veronica encampment, mostly because apparently, Betty is obsessive and vindictive and abusive.
All the irritating gender issues aside (like, who would even WANT Archie? They're two smart hot chicks and they want ARCHIE? RIVERDALE'S GILLIGAN WITHOUT THE FUNNY HAT? I think they should go to college and discover other people. Possibly each other in the communal showers. Oh no, I have objectified Betty and Veronica. OHWAIT.), I think I'd go for Veronica. Not because of her money or anything, but because she's not INSANE. And then it gets into the who do you prefer: Ginger or Marianne, the movie star/princess versus the girl next door (who might be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose). That said, and because my interest is waning, I have made a poll. It is shallow and everything.
Poll THOSE girls.
3. My opinions on JB and the Con and the wank, let me show you them [here]. My opinions on fandom_wank, let me show you them [here]. Now he ded from coke.
4. I had a crazy ass dream that I am too ashamed to share about violence (not sex this time), because the last time I shared one, someone told me that I needed professional help, and then a professional told me that I was fine and didn't need professional help. I would rather not get into that again. It involved a frying pan and someone's face. But to be fair, they were laughing at me uncontrollably. sthayashi you were there (it was not your face, or anyone you knew), but even then, you could not fix my computer. Okay, that's not fair, because you haven't actually tried to fix my computer, not really.
What a way to end my post today. Meh. It's raining outside. Imma going to go get a Slurpee.
amonitrate, have fun with the Russians. Ask them lots of things like, 'In Soviet Russia, would the __________ really ________________? Really? Because we seem to think so. All the time.'