kwanalicious has seen nuTrek. amand_r has not.
Mild spoilers for the film. I have not seen it yet, but I know stuff.
Kunyu: I never really considered [Spock] doable before, but hey.
Amand-r: I still don't consider him doable. It's the hair. WTF with the hair, Spock.
Kunyu: haha Maybe you'll change your mind after seeing him and Uhura. haha
There's just issues that that relationship brought up
Amand-r: Does she mess up his hair? Because that has to fucking happen.
Kunyu: Like, I'm POSITIVE it's got to be against Starfleet code of conduct
Amand-r: There has been discussion of that.
Kunyu: Well it's just common sense. No fraternization!
Amand-r: I forget what the consensus was about it.
Kunyu: It's the Enterprise so no one cares? It's life death situation, it's okay?
Amand-r: BAH. IN TOS, EVERYONE WAS FUCKING EVERYONE ELSE.
Kunyu: He lost his mom and his planet, he can have a girlfriend?
Amand-r: Being banged by the Captain is like, part of your yearly review on the Enterprise.
Kunyu: hahahaha. holy shit. so true.
Amand-r: "It says here that you are receptive to the ideas of others. But are you receptive to my cock?"
Kunyu: Back to the original question. I don't know if Tianyu would have liked it.
Kunyu: I mean...everyone likes it.
Amand-r: I think Tianyu would have creamed himself in the movie, and then come home and bitched about it.
Kunyu: Exactly! Like, he would have picked one detail to bitch about and not let it go.
Amand-r: You know, once his shorts had cooled and dried. He'd have been like this, "well, yeah, I came in my pants, but then it dried out and got crusty and I'm left with funky ass shorts. The movie was like that. (extended dramatic pause) The movie is like my semen encrusted panties."
In fact, I'm fairly sure that I just channeled his ghost.
Kunyu: wow, panties. Hahaha excellent.
Amand-r: MAN PANTIES. Then we would have diverted away from reviewing the film to talk about the fact that Tianyu had just used the word panties. Just as you did.
And then he would have said something sexual and funny in the line at 7-11, while we waited to pay for out post-film slurpees and taquitos.
Kunyu: hahaha. From what I recall, Tianyu owned like one pair of boxers. And all he wore were briefs. Mmm, slurpee...
Amand-r: Tianyu owned about four pairs of boxers.
Kunyu: This was in like high school though.
Amand-r: Several of which he inherited from me. One was pink and white striped.
Kunyu: hahahaha oh wait. I think I remember seeing those at one point somewhere in the laundry.
Amand-r: Yeah. Tianyu, usurper of underwear. In his defense they were men's boxers.
Kunyu: haha, still. Underwear thief.
Amand-r: Very much so.
Kunyu: that is a stigma that shall not be overcome.
Amand-r: He was like the underwear gnomes from South Park.
Kunyu: hahaha. Dudes.
Kunyu: I never really considered [Spock] doable before, but hey.
Amand-r: I still don't consider him doable. It's the hair. WTF with the hair, Spock.
Kunyu: haha Maybe you'll change your mind after seeing him and Uhura. haha
There's just issues that that relationship brought up
Amand-r: Does she mess up his hair? Because that has to fucking happen.
Kunyu: Like, I'm POSITIVE it's got to be against Starfleet code of conduct
Amand-r: There has been discussion of that.
Kunyu: Well it's just common sense. No fraternization!
Amand-r: I forget what the consensus was about it.
Kunyu: It's the Enterprise so no one cares? It's life death situation, it's okay?
Amand-r: BAH. IN TOS, EVERYONE WAS FUCKING EVERYONE ELSE.
Kunyu: He lost his mom and his planet, he can have a girlfriend?
Amand-r: Being banged by the Captain is like, part of your yearly review on the Enterprise.
Kunyu: hahahaha. holy shit. so true.
Amand-r: "It says here that you are receptive to the ideas of others. But are you receptive to my cock?"
Kunyu: Back to the original question. I don't know if Tianyu would have liked it.
Kunyu: I mean...everyone likes it.
Amand-r: I think Tianyu would have creamed himself in the movie, and then come home and bitched about it.
Kunyu: Exactly! Like, he would have picked one detail to bitch about and not let it go.
Amand-r: You know, once his shorts had cooled and dried. He'd have been like this, "well, yeah, I came in my pants, but then it dried out and got crusty and I'm left with funky ass shorts. The movie was like that. (extended dramatic pause) The movie is like my semen encrusted panties."
In fact, I'm fairly sure that I just channeled his ghost.
Kunyu: wow, panties. Hahaha excellent.
Amand-r: MAN PANTIES. Then we would have diverted away from reviewing the film to talk about the fact that Tianyu had just used the word panties. Just as you did.
And then he would have said something sexual and funny in the line at 7-11, while we waited to pay for out post-film slurpees and taquitos.
Kunyu: hahaha. From what I recall, Tianyu owned like one pair of boxers. And all he wore were briefs. Mmm, slurpee...
Amand-r: Tianyu owned about four pairs of boxers.
Kunyu: This was in like high school though.
Amand-r: Several of which he inherited from me. One was pink and white striped.
Kunyu: hahahaha oh wait. I think I remember seeing those at one point somewhere in the laundry.
Amand-r: Yeah. Tianyu, usurper of underwear. In his defense they were men's boxers.
Kunyu: haha, still. Underwear thief.
Amand-r: Very much so.
Kunyu: that is a stigma that shall not be overcome.
Amand-r: He was like the underwear gnomes from South Park.
Kunyu: hahaha. Dudes.