live 8 wooooooooooo hooooooooooo
omg live 8 is so close i can taste it!!!! actually that would be kinda gross to taste but anyway you know what i mean.... in honor of the infamous event about to take hold of my city, here is the official live 8 drinking game... enjoy! i will be partaking, as i am heading to my friend ryan's apartment by the art museum tonight into tomorrow!!!!!
Live 8 Drinking Game (Philadelphia Edition):
Take a sip if:
… Philadelphia Mayor John Street says something stupid.
… Jay-Z has more than 10 people on stage with him.
… you see someone selling water for more than $4.
… somebody yells “F$#k Bush!”
… a kid in a Dave Matthews Band shirt does something annoying.
… you see Heather Locklear.
… a band gets booed.
… a statue on the Parkway gets damaged.
… you hear someone complaining.
… somebody strikes up an “E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!” chant.
Chug:
… something gets lit on fire.
… somebody yells “F$#k the police!”
… Jay-Z does a duet with Beyonce.
… somebody calls that one band playing the “Kaiser Chefs.”
… you see someone selling bootleg Live 8 merchandise.
… Will Smith says “Aw hell naw!”
… someone hands you a white “ONE’ wristband.
… somebody makes the “What has nine arms and sucks?” joke about Def Leppard.
… Bono comes on one of the TV screens and rambles for a few minutes.
… you see someone you think is a celebrity, but turns out not to be one.
Do a shot:
… John Street gets lit on fire.
… somebody yells “Free Mumia!”
… Jay-Z does a duet with Linkin Park.
… Maroon 5 mentions Pennsbury High School.
… a statue on the Parkway is destroyed.
… you smell weed.
… someone asks why they’re having this concert.
… P. Diddy has more than 20 people on stage with him.
… you see an actual celebrity other than the performers.
… Phil Collins shows up.
Social:
… Stevie Wonder regains his vision.
… Jay-Z does a duet with Linkin Park and Beyonce.
… Michael Jackson shows up.
… The Pope shows up.
… the former members of Destiny’s Child return.
… Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan appear.
… people sing “We Are The World.”
… people sing “I’d Like To Buy The World A Coke.”
… Toby Keith burns the American flag.
… you figure out who Keith Urban is.
Drop Acid:
… Michael Jackson invites children on stage with him.
… everyone takes their trash when they leave.
… the Phillies win their July 2 game.
… Rob Thomas doesn’t suck.
… everything goes off without a hitch.
Live 8 Drinking Game (Philadelphia Edition):
Take a sip if:
… Philadelphia Mayor John Street says something stupid.
… Jay-Z has more than 10 people on stage with him.
… you see someone selling water for more than $4.
… somebody yells “F$#k Bush!”
… a kid in a Dave Matthews Band shirt does something annoying.
… you see Heather Locklear.
… a band gets booed.
… a statue on the Parkway gets damaged.
… you hear someone complaining.
… somebody strikes up an “E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!” chant.
Chug:
… something gets lit on fire.
… somebody yells “F$#k the police!”
… Jay-Z does a duet with Beyonce.
… somebody calls that one band playing the “Kaiser Chefs.”
… you see someone selling bootleg Live 8 merchandise.
… Will Smith says “Aw hell naw!”
… someone hands you a white “ONE’ wristband.
… somebody makes the “What has nine arms and sucks?” joke about Def Leppard.
… Bono comes on one of the TV screens and rambles for a few minutes.
… you see someone you think is a celebrity, but turns out not to be one.
Do a shot:
… John Street gets lit on fire.
… somebody yells “Free Mumia!”
… Jay-Z does a duet with Linkin Park.
… Maroon 5 mentions Pennsbury High School.
… a statue on the Parkway is destroyed.
… you smell weed.
… someone asks why they’re having this concert.
… P. Diddy has more than 20 people on stage with him.
… you see an actual celebrity other than the performers.
… Phil Collins shows up.
Social:
… Stevie Wonder regains his vision.
… Jay-Z does a duet with Linkin Park and Beyonce.
… Michael Jackson shows up.
… The Pope shows up.
… the former members of Destiny’s Child return.
… Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan appear.
… people sing “We Are The World.”
… people sing “I’d Like To Buy The World A Coke.”
… Toby Keith burns the American flag.
… you figure out who Keith Urban is.
Drop Acid:
… Michael Jackson invites children on stage with him.
… everyone takes their trash when they leave.
… the Phillies win their July 2 game.
… Rob Thomas doesn’t suck.
… everything goes off without a hitch.