As some of you may know, I've been obsessed with football documentaries for several years now. My favourite is "Leyton Orient, Your's for a Fiver", a tragic tale of how pressure can send you utterly stone-raving bonkers. While I can't find a complete copy of this rare piece of documentary brilliance, I managed to find
a summary of it from some Maddest Football Managers list. There are comments from Bob Mills and it contains some of John Sitton's excellent half-time rants. Unfortunately the "Bertie Big Bollocks" thing isn't there but ""Bring yer fucking dinner" is, as well as sacking Terry Howard at half-time.
I stayed at YouTube and, tbh, it's really light on decent content. Found this amusing
Football Manager viral commercial though. Pretty funny stuff.
I then debunked to google video. They have this
short documentary on US football violence, where Red Bull created a free coach trip for fans of their newly-purchased team in New York to go to hated rivals DC United. Some of it is very funny IMO including some funny chants from DC ("Metro-Who? Metro-what? Metro-Scum") and a foul-mouthed black dude in an Italy shirt, ranting about how good the New York fans are. It's just a load of provocation from both sides which ends up in a fight, which shatters the international perception and certainly the myth that MLS is all family fun.
Tom Green isn't family fun either but his
wrecking of kids football matches is kinda funny. He runs around with a radio playing "America" from West Side Story.
If proper football violence is more your thing, you can watch two of the Moscow clubs,
Dinamo and Spartak, square up to each other in a car park. I say square up, I mean have a huge brawl complete with flares being thrown. A bit of a mess, I guess nobody screamed "Hold the fucking line" a lot.
I'm disappointed with my haul though.