Slow news week, which makes the
sub-editor do this in half the usual time. Get posting! *cracks whip*
September 27th:
The second victim of the plague Aww, they've made up! Gimilzor almost fits in as a Feanorian Nothing to make you happy like the pregnant ex moving out Even hamsters get the blues plague Budding Feanorian craftsman Black and white and grey In hindsight, someone should have taken the ink away from him Calming down by talking to Nerdanel about childbirth? You ARE addled, Maglor. Touching evil brotherly bonding THE BET Dangers of tangling with the black sheep of the family Sauron apologizes *gasp* This entry needs no headline. It has "a dead badger with it's entrails dangling out of it's rear" instead. It's not Pharrie without the beard! Yavanna plots Judging by the icons? New slut in town ;) Mordor express, via Alqualonde September 28th:
Evil Incarnate, back in town It might have been wise to tell them your brother's run away BEFORE bed Fretting vampire Pharrie's sickbed visitors Pretty evil sneezing mortal Reforging bonds of friendship through porn and badger guts Or through booze. That works, too. Nerdanel is frightening sometimes Makar gets a slap on the wrist Callie and Amillo: a match made in the mall Paternal pride September 29th:
Feanorian bonding. And Makar. Sauron's: world domination, daycare and sex dungeon rental Hatless Mouth On the road to breakdown city Evil foodfight Vacation, yay! September 30th:
Fun in the park Celeborn indulges a grandchild Saeros: as much of a pain as usual ;) Channelling angst through aggression is healthier, I'm sure *melts* Pharrie! Cello! Swindling monkeys out of people October 1st:
Evil is out of town. And no-one notices Lisse talks Morgoth into rebuilding Angband. Eep. Family reunion Lomihina takes matters into her own hands Aman-Mordor postal service Celebrian gets prettified Angst in the pub Climate control, Sauron style October 2nd:
Someone should put a leash on that kid No, you don't look fat. You look ready to eat >:) Vampire. Sex. Monkey business Studying economics is boring, take it from me Newest addition to Caranthire's menagerie Amandil is HAWT *starts slashing him with Pharrie* Pharrie plays nice with children Desperately seeking Mary Poppins And Gimilzor does his daughter in law, again That's all for now, folks!