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It's sober! So on with the news!
Well of COURSE people are going to hassle you if you display your ANKLES in public!
Feanor worries for Mahtan. That story's so far-fetched even the Daily Sport wouldn't run it.
When wifey's away, the men will play...but only at chess, which isn't that hell-raiserish.
RAID attack!
Meme leads to touching moments, with strikeouts and without.
The mythical, much sought-after Dildocorn!
Ilaya makes Tevildo cry!
I can't help thinking red paint would have been a better idea for a Numenorean consulate. :\
Evil!Huggles.
You'd think muns would put more air-holes in cupboards. Terrible.
Eönwë, grrr, rarrrr.
Aunties are meant to be exploited, it is the way of things.
Kiddies, playing and tension.
Teenage awkwardness.
Isildur fears for his business.
TEA! TEA, DAMN YOUR EYES!
These children are not spoiled, no.
Beards, fishing for info and more wanton ankle displaying no doubt.
These two are a BAD influence on eachother.
Ingwiel is NOT the coffee boy, got that!?
Chemicals cause 'splosions. Remember that, kid.
Mmm spanking.
Problem: Unwanted mind-reading. Solution: Sex.
So much FMS, so much pretty.
Saeros starts over.
Picnic! Awww. SO cute.
Fe-fe sticks it to the mun!
More FMS! More pretty!
Shelob works up an appetite.
I want my LEGO back now.
Fun with Memes.
So...is Elladan working for Mirime now?
*weeps*
Maglor is unstable...
...and Gimilkhâd is anal. Now there's a couple of newflashes there.
Sauron-mooshing time!
Congratulations! It's a Saeros!
For some reason I want that mould to be named "Albert."
Eonwe helps Sauron. Okay, this IS a newsflash, no sarcasm this time.
Babies suck. Really. They do.
"NO! It's true, I have a Saeros and he's mine"
Awww, Eol's got a widdle blonde fwend.
More evil!huggles.
Este SO needs to invent condoms to prevent this sort of thing.
Saeros is a bad-tempered baby! Whodda thunkit!?
This can only end badly.
Ulfang gets tag-teamed by not one, not two but three Numenoreans. Poor guy.
Politics! Sewing! Spanking!
"Irime" and "childcare" are not two words that I normally associate together.
Kiddy worry.
Families are stressful. Don't have them.
This is SO not a good idea.
Erm...what about considering the adoption option before the watery grave option?
Bat-babe's in a flap. A flap! Geddit? Sorry.
Attempted suicide and RAID all at once, it's just to much.
I actually find him scarier than Eonwe.
THE GIRLS ARE BEING OUT-NUMBERED!
"A lady's affections can't be bribed." <3
Ice-cream therapy.
Cats. Worry. Cats. Worry.
Oh bless! Poor love.
Cute, empathetic water people. :)
Wolf cub omg!!!
Irmo approaches competency.
Batbabe's too depressed to flap.
Teh talk. Only in reverse.
Just because you look like a beach ball, that doesn't mean you're not a sexy beach-ball.
Lomion being pretty, I assume...unless he's turned into a little red X...Ingwe wouldn't like that...
*WEEPS AGAIN*
No Caranthire, don't try trepanning on your husband.
Isn't it amazing how fast things happen off-screen?
Yavanna takes on babysitter duties.
Kiddy fight!
Hurrah! Diplomacy ahoy!
Tevildo/Eonwe pleasantries.
Eonwe Middle Earth Tours.
That bike needs a name. Suggestions on a postcard.
Gratuitous animal cruetly = comedy gold.
*gives Sauron a catalogue for Stannah Stairlifts.
Whinge Morno! Whinge to that parental!
It may be sober but it can't think of a witty closer because it's too early in the morning so she's just going to sign off and finish her breakfast of peanuts. Byyeee!
Well of COURSE people are going to hassle you if you display your ANKLES in public!
Feanor worries for Mahtan. That story's so far-fetched even the Daily Sport wouldn't run it.
When wifey's away, the men will play...but only at chess, which isn't that hell-raiserish.
RAID attack!
Meme leads to touching moments, with strikeouts and without.
The mythical, much sought-after Dildocorn!
Ilaya makes Tevildo cry!
I can't help thinking red paint would have been a better idea for a Numenorean consulate. :\
Evil!Huggles.
You'd think muns would put more air-holes in cupboards. Terrible.
Eönwë, grrr, rarrrr.
Aunties are meant to be exploited, it is the way of things.
Kiddies, playing and tension.
Teenage awkwardness.
Isildur fears for his business.
TEA! TEA, DAMN YOUR EYES!
These children are not spoiled, no.
Beards, fishing for info and more wanton ankle displaying no doubt.
These two are a BAD influence on eachother.
Ingwiel is NOT the coffee boy, got that!?
Chemicals cause 'splosions. Remember that, kid.
Mmm spanking.
Problem: Unwanted mind-reading. Solution: Sex.
So much FMS, so much pretty.
Saeros starts over.
Picnic! Awww. SO cute.
Fe-fe sticks it to the mun!
More FMS! More pretty!
Shelob works up an appetite.
I want my LEGO back now.
Fun with Memes.
So...is Elladan working for Mirime now?
*weeps*
Maglor is unstable...
...and Gimilkhâd is anal. Now there's a couple of newflashes there.
Sauron-mooshing time!
Congratulations! It's a Saeros!
For some reason I want that mould to be named "Albert."
Eonwe helps Sauron. Okay, this IS a newsflash, no sarcasm this time.
Babies suck. Really. They do.
"NO! It's true, I have a Saeros and he's mine"
Awww, Eol's got a widdle blonde fwend.
More evil!huggles.
Este SO needs to invent condoms to prevent this sort of thing.
Saeros is a bad-tempered baby! Whodda thunkit!?
This can only end badly.
Ulfang gets tag-teamed by not one, not two but three Numenoreans. Poor guy.
Politics! Sewing! Spanking!
"Irime" and "childcare" are not two words that I normally associate together.
Kiddy worry.
Families are stressful. Don't have them.
This is SO not a good idea.
Erm...what about considering the adoption option before the watery grave option?
Bat-babe's in a flap. A flap! Geddit? Sorry.
Attempted suicide and RAID all at once, it's just to much.
I actually find him scarier than Eonwe.
THE GIRLS ARE BEING OUT-NUMBERED!
"A lady's affections can't be bribed." <3
Ice-cream therapy.
Cats. Worry. Cats. Worry.
Oh bless! Poor love.
Cute, empathetic water people. :)
Wolf cub omg!!!
Irmo approaches competency.
Batbabe's too depressed to flap.
Teh talk. Only in reverse.
Just because you look like a beach ball, that doesn't mean you're not a sexy beach-ball.
Lomion being pretty, I assume...unless he's turned into a little red X...Ingwe wouldn't like that...
*WEEPS AGAIN*
No Caranthire, don't try trepanning on your husband.
Isn't it amazing how fast things happen off-screen?
Yavanna takes on babysitter duties.
Kiddy fight!
Hurrah! Diplomacy ahoy!
Tevildo/Eonwe pleasantries.
Eonwe Middle Earth Tours.
That bike needs a name. Suggestions on a postcard.
Gratuitous animal cruetly = comedy gold.
*gives Sauron a catalogue for Stannah Stairlifts.
Whinge Morno! Whinge to that parental!
It may be sober but it can't think of a witty closer because it's too early in the morning so she's just going to sign off and finish her breakfast of peanuts. Byyeee!