中島涼介
Title: 中島涼介
Author: amamae
Genre: Failed Humor
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Yamada/Yuto
Disclaimer: I own the characters not the real person
Summary: It was a peaceful morning for Yamada Ryosuke, not until…….
Author’s note: The name of Nakajima Ryosuke keep ringing in my head so I decided to write it as a fic :DD. Don’t you think it’s a nice name? poor English, comments are loved.
It was a peaceful morning for Yamada Ryosuke, he sat on the sofa while reading his new volume of his favorite manga. He took a glance for a moment at his surrounding to see Yabu and Keito watched Glee DVD, ‘surely Yabu and Keito was Glee addict now’ he thought, and Inoo taught Ryutaro about his homework, ‘Ryu is a nice kid, he even does his homework in this early morning’. Then he moved his gaze to the left side and saw Hikaru was flirting with Keito and at the opposite direction he found chinen was cuddling into Takaki’s embrace, ‘that’s lovey-dovey couple’ he cursed them inside his mind. He drew his gaze to the whole room and didn’t find any sign of Daiki and Yuto’s presence, he just shrugged his shoulders. He was about to read his manga back when his smartphone beeped signaling he got a new email. Oh, it was a spam email from Daiki, telling he was ready to work hard on today’s rehearsal. Was that important? NO was Yamada’s answer. He didn’t even bother to reply, wasting time. Suddenly the door swung open, revealed a very tall boy with wide smile plastered on his face.
“YO NAKAJIMA RYOSUKEEEEEEEEEEE” the boy cried out loud. Yamada looked up and he saw Yuto run towards him. In several seconds, he found himself was hugged by the lanky boy. He pushed Yuto when he realized that the others members stopped their activity and was eyeing them.
“Morning Nakajima Ryosuke,” Yuto once again greeted Yamada, only to earn a glare from the latter.
“Nakajima Ryosuke?” Chinen asked in curious tone, “Since when you change your family name into Nakajima, Yama-chan?”
“I never change my family name, don’t believe him” he waved his palms then pointed his index finger to Yuto.
“But he will, soon,” Yuto added. He got a whack by Yamada on the head. “Itai…” he rubbed his head.
“You’ll get married soon?” Daiki came out from nowhere. Everyone drifted their eye toward him, being looked by nine pairs of eyes made him shivered a bit. “W-what?” But everyone ignored him after that and focused to Yuto and Yamada’s back.
Yuto nodded in amusement as a response from Daiki’s question earlier. Yamada and the rest of JUMP widen their eyes in the same time in disbelief. No one congratulated them due to shock.
“Ne, both of you is still too young to get married. Better don’t be in rush. I know, you are madly in love each other, but can you consider it once again?” Yabu said as he approached the couple.
“But….”
“We won’t get married,” Yamada’s sentence was cut by Yuto.
“EEEH? Yama-chan, don’t you want to marry me?” Yamada sense sadness in his boyfriend’s voice, he felt guilty.
“Ehm…no…I mean yes….no no..aaargh…don’t misunderstand it. I mean if we get married, why I’ve to change my family name?” He stated.
“Because that’s the rule says,” Yuto’s cheer came back.
“What kind of rule.”
“Law.”
“What is that?”
“The wife has to change her family name into the husband’s family name.”
“’HER’, and I am ‘HIS’.”
“It doesn’t matter, since you are the girl here,” the younger boy got more excited.
“I’m not a girl.”
“You are the girl in this relationship.”
“Why should I?”
“Because you are cute like a girl.”
“I’m not cute.”
“Yes you are, moreover it will be strange if I were the girl.”
“Why?”
“Because I’m taller than you.”
“But I’m older”
“Older can’t add your height, my lovely Yama-chan, besides I really want a child from you,” he grinned.
“Impossible.”
“I don’t think so.”
“For the God’s sake Yuto. I am a boy, 100% boy. You already saw it by your own eyes, am I wrong? Boy can’t get pregnant. Can’t you see, my belly never swollen though ……..”
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH?” Yamada couldn’t finish his sentence because JUMP screamed in chorus.
“You did what?” Yabu asked, disbelieve what his ears heard.
“What they did that everybody went EEEEEEEHHHH, Yuuyan?” Chinen’s curiosity came.
“Yakisoba sensei, tell me what they did?” Ryutaro demanded an explanation to Inoo.
Oh, Yamada forgot that JUMP members are still there, watching the two argued. He felt blush covered his face, and he was sure his cheeks as red as boiled crap now.
“You are right,” Yuto nodded, only to get another whack from his lover for not being able to read the atmosphere, “but still….Yama-chan...”
Yamada was ready to open his mouth when suddenly the choreographer went inside. He felt so embarrassed at his words before. He saw the others still eyeing him and ready to questioning him and Yuto after the rehearsal was over, and Yuto smiled widely, remained calm. Thanks to Nakajima Yuto, his peaceful morning was ruin by his spoiled act.
Author: amamae
Genre: Failed Humor
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Yamada/Yuto
Disclaimer: I own the characters not the real person
Summary: It was a peaceful morning for Yamada Ryosuke, not until…….
Author’s note: The name of Nakajima Ryosuke keep ringing in my head so I decided to write it as a fic :DD. Don’t you think it’s a nice name? poor English, comments are loved.
It was a peaceful morning for Yamada Ryosuke, he sat on the sofa while reading his new volume of his favorite manga. He took a glance for a moment at his surrounding to see Yabu and Keito watched Glee DVD, ‘surely Yabu and Keito was Glee addict now’ he thought, and Inoo taught Ryutaro about his homework, ‘Ryu is a nice kid, he even does his homework in this early morning’. Then he moved his gaze to the left side and saw Hikaru was flirting with Keito and at the opposite direction he found chinen was cuddling into Takaki’s embrace, ‘that’s lovey-dovey couple’ he cursed them inside his mind. He drew his gaze to the whole room and didn’t find any sign of Daiki and Yuto’s presence, he just shrugged his shoulders. He was about to read his manga back when his smartphone beeped signaling he got a new email. Oh, it was a spam email from Daiki, telling he was ready to work hard on today’s rehearsal. Was that important? NO was Yamada’s answer. He didn’t even bother to reply, wasting time. Suddenly the door swung open, revealed a very tall boy with wide smile plastered on his face.
“YO NAKAJIMA RYOSUKEEEEEEEEEEE” the boy cried out loud. Yamada looked up and he saw Yuto run towards him. In several seconds, he found himself was hugged by the lanky boy. He pushed Yuto when he realized that the others members stopped their activity and was eyeing them.
“Morning Nakajima Ryosuke,” Yuto once again greeted Yamada, only to earn a glare from the latter.
“Nakajima Ryosuke?” Chinen asked in curious tone, “Since when you change your family name into Nakajima, Yama-chan?”
“I never change my family name, don’t believe him” he waved his palms then pointed his index finger to Yuto.
“But he will, soon,” Yuto added. He got a whack by Yamada on the head. “Itai…” he rubbed his head.
“You’ll get married soon?” Daiki came out from nowhere. Everyone drifted their eye toward him, being looked by nine pairs of eyes made him shivered a bit. “W-what?” But everyone ignored him after that and focused to Yuto and Yamada’s back.
Yuto nodded in amusement as a response from Daiki’s question earlier. Yamada and the rest of JUMP widen their eyes in the same time in disbelief. No one congratulated them due to shock.
“Ne, both of you is still too young to get married. Better don’t be in rush. I know, you are madly in love each other, but can you consider it once again?” Yabu said as he approached the couple.
“But….”
“We won’t get married,” Yamada’s sentence was cut by Yuto.
“EEEH? Yama-chan, don’t you want to marry me?” Yamada sense sadness in his boyfriend’s voice, he felt guilty.
“Ehm…no…I mean yes….no no..aaargh…don’t misunderstand it. I mean if we get married, why I’ve to change my family name?” He stated.
“Because that’s the rule says,” Yuto’s cheer came back.
“What kind of rule.”
“Law.”
“What is that?”
“The wife has to change her family name into the husband’s family name.”
“’HER’, and I am ‘HIS’.”
“It doesn’t matter, since you are the girl here,” the younger boy got more excited.
“I’m not a girl.”
“You are the girl in this relationship.”
“Why should I?”
“Because you are cute like a girl.”
“I’m not cute.”
“Yes you are, moreover it will be strange if I were the girl.”
“Why?”
“Because I’m taller than you.”
“But I’m older”
“Older can’t add your height, my lovely Yama-chan, besides I really want a child from you,” he grinned.
“Impossible.”
“I don’t think so.”
“For the God’s sake Yuto. I am a boy, 100% boy. You already saw it by your own eyes, am I wrong? Boy can’t get pregnant. Can’t you see, my belly never swollen though ……..”
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH?” Yamada couldn’t finish his sentence because JUMP screamed in chorus.
“You did what?” Yabu asked, disbelieve what his ears heard.
“What they did that everybody went EEEEEEEHHHH, Yuuyan?” Chinen’s curiosity came.
“Yakisoba sensei, tell me what they did?” Ryutaro demanded an explanation to Inoo.
Oh, Yamada forgot that JUMP members are still there, watching the two argued. He felt blush covered his face, and he was sure his cheeks as red as boiled crap now.
“You are right,” Yuto nodded, only to get another whack from his lover for not being able to read the atmosphere, “but still….Yama-chan...”
Yamada was ready to open his mouth when suddenly the choreographer went inside. He felt so embarrassed at his words before. He saw the others still eyeing him and ready to questioning him and Yuto after the rehearsal was over, and Yuto smiled widely, remained calm. Thanks to Nakajima Yuto, his peaceful morning was ruin by his spoiled act.