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A study guide question: List and describe the three schools of thought other than Confucianism that suggested solutions to the problems of ancient China.
Part of an answer by a fellow student, which Mr. Jackson approved: Shintoism.
Shintoism. Shinto-bloody-ism.
And then it goes on about kami. Kami. Yes, the Japanese divinity.
(And the thing is you know there will be oh-so-many-trusting people who don't bother checking their classmates' answers, and they'll study those sheets and write their carefully-memorized lists down on the test tomorrow, and Mr. Jackson will mark my answers wrong because they are right.)