...which we weren't, but whatever.

I was Internetting today and I stumbled upon the following "List of Reasons It's Good to Be Single," or something akin to that. Now, I don't like being single very much, in case you haven't noticed, but even independent of that, this list is stupid.

Let me demonstrate:

Let's find the silver lining shall we?Let ( Read more... )

The whole reason I don't call myself a "pagan" or go to any kind of wacky greenie gathering is because I fear...herYes, her. The one who's standing there, dripping with magickal jewelry. She has a really pretty face, but it's hard to tell under all that eyeliner. Her cape comes from the costume store. She has a button reading "LIFE IS A WITCH AND ( Read more... )

I admit that I am a dick, but its inanity must be read to be believed: Worst. First post. EVAR.

The Deborah alerted me to this "Sexy Salem Witch" costume. To paraphrase the tagline: "If the Salem Witches had looked this good, no one would have burned them ( Read more... )

OMG U R MEEN IF U DUN WANT D0GZ IN UR ST0R3!!!!!!

Real update later.

'cause good Christians don't want McDonald's on Christmas Eve!

People in that community can be so testy.

In other news, I am sure that I will fail all of my exams, and I want to die.

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The best way to get people to understand you is, apparently, to type like a jackass: omg teh f00 fiterz r so g0th!

Why does this piss me off so much? Is it THAT HARD to type a coherent sentence?

Instead, I'm playing "shup de stupids" here. Ahhh, blazing smartness...

Someone tipped off my mom that I was sick, which does not make me happy. She called me all worried and freaked out this morning and it was just so not what she needed right now. Poor mom. I really didn't want to worry her ( Read more... )

SQUEE!

For serious, people, nothing gets better than THAT.