Sonnet to a College Admissions Letter
I’m waiting for colleges to send me their mail
I stare out the window all day
Catalogues and bills only cause me to wail
“Oh where are my letters?” I say
I dream about envelopes writ with collegiate names
And talk ‘who’s going where’ with my friends
I’m done playing mind-sucking waiting games
I just want the torture to end!
They say senior year is the best of your life
But I’m not quite sure I agree
APs and gas money just add to the strife
That college has heaped upon me
So big gorgeous envelopes please get here fast
My desire for you is unsurpassed!
LAWL. Found this on CC a.k.a. the website that makes you feel academically inferior.
I stare out the window all day
Catalogues and bills only cause me to wail
“Oh where are my letters?” I say
I dream about envelopes writ with collegiate names
And talk ‘who’s going where’ with my friends
I’m done playing mind-sucking waiting games
I just want the torture to end!
They say senior year is the best of your life
But I’m not quite sure I agree
APs and gas money just add to the strife
That college has heaped upon me
So big gorgeous envelopes please get here fast
My desire for you is unsurpassed!
LAWL. Found this on CC a.k.a. the website that makes you feel academically inferior.