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homecoming, was awesome. ill tell you about the night.
well, andrew asked me, i was extremely surprised. came extremely close to giving up on that crush, imagine that? well i was excited, but not as much as i expected///
mh, it took the entire day to get ready, and i was picking my jewerly out as i went out the door, my mom let me bottow here 1,000$$ diamond, and 500$$$ bracelet, what can i say. i needed bling. mrs benoit said my boobs were falling out of my dress, but she always called me betty-big-boobs. hah, one of my nicknames. well, everyone met up at macys. heres the kids, and their drop dead gorgeous dates-
ahem,
me(alyssa idiot) and andrew, a.k.a. the short couple. but adorable
ashley and jaron,
janie and joe
macy and josh [josh, yeah freakishly tall with expensive clothing]
amber and william, suhveet,
kelsey, with a semi date at the time. so called tyler. shhh- i thought he was a bastard. heh'
austin, well that explains hisself. he asked alaina, she said no. i feel your sympathy austin.
im going over what everyone wore, cause i have the damn time.
*me&&andrew i had a teal, casual dress and flats [go figure] andrew had a tan shirt, we matched ehoughh.
*ashley had a cute, blueish dress with flats, haa, jaron wore white.
*janie had a greenish cutte dress, no flats heh; joe had on white
*macy had a strapless black and white dress,(that she countinuselly pulls up) and josh had black and white shirt. they matched the best, whoot.
*amber had a maroon dress, she looked pretty william had on blue, i think.
*kelsey had an olive dress, it was cute, me. helped her pick it out :) with huge ass heels and a supposedly "fake tan" haha
* leave it to austin to wear a tux, with a clip on tie.
but, it was funny because you could see all the guys sleeves from under their dress shirts,
k, well we took pictures, my hair was curly x's 538757 Ii introduced Andrew to my mom and dad, but my dad was too busy watching football. him and mr charliee were a little to into the game, they danced. right before me and kelsey peed on ourselves. Everyone put on their corsages and boutineers, i handed mine to andrew and just told him good luck getting it in, it was a damn hugee needle. yeah, i cant work those.
then we went out to eat. My dad drove, and mrs mona drovee. Austin discovered the wheres waldo book, and my i spy book. so he took them to monas car. PAHH. take the gawd damn books, mh, my car listened to 95.7, bayou rock. i had to change the country,
(jake and oliva magically showed up, they had their own ride)
k, so we get to olive garden and the wait is an hour. pshh. HELL NO. so half the crew (austin, jaron, me, kelsey, andrew, jake, olivia, joe, janie, ashley the rest werent toughff enough to handle mexican food) walked to chevys, there was no wait, so we were down with that. but boys will be boys, there was two tables, boys sat at one, while the girls stood for 5.677 seconds. andrew attempted to sit by me, but i just said its okay, but it was. well the girls “casually sneak a peek at the boys” but, we just saw Austin stand up and try to take a goddamn marble out of a chevys light. SCREWW BOYS. ermm, that’s what I thought then. so, austin left, but he paid 2 bucks for his soda. i told ashley and janie about the different sugar and "diseases" bunch of bullshit, but it entertained them. i ordered steak fahitias, the beans were the BEST, but i couldnt take any chances, damitt@^%. i had to sacrifice my beans. kelsey wasnt having a good time, so i had this plan to tell the waitress that it was her birfday, of coarse she falls for it. me and kels are even gay about it and we loudly shout “SO WHAT ER YOUR RENT GONNA BUY YOU FOR YOU SWEEET !^!?!?!?” .so when we finished eating, when I was about to spank the shit out of the waitress for not giving Kelsey a sunbraeo, everyone came in and clapped, she got her sunbraro. yay. then we got free ice cream, me and kelsey had a few bites before olivia devored it. mhhh shit head!!!! well, then everyone squeezed into the boys booth. guys paid for us, suckaaas ;). kidding. they entertained themselves with a flour tourtilla with two holes for eyes and a mouth. smile tourtillia? well, tip. hahahaha. there was none, the waiter stole jakes 99 cents and andrews 32 cents, something like that. but we ran outside, let me tell you, mexican food for homecomming=[NO]. but the other half of the crew finished so we were off to dhs.
mh we got there pretty early, maybe 20 minutes after it was open. talk about tight security, crap. jarons boutineer came out, he attempted to put it back on, but it “stabbed him in his heart” hahahha, sweet jesus. i had a loaded clutch, might i add with 100 dollars of ashleys :) [thank you lord] well we went, not knowing what to excpect at ALL. long walk into a dark room with a strobe light that can make anyone had a sezure. me and andrew took pictas. i offered to pay since andrew got everything else, im nice. it was cool, after all, I got to put my hand on his muscle punch chest, frisky, eh? since we were early, there was no line. well then we went to the bathroom, me and kelsey held the door for each other, she attended to "feminine issues", ha, it sounded like she was taping her mouth shut. I discovered a mosquito bite on my right boob. great, I just hope andrew wasn’t staring at it. then we walked back into the dance, found the other half of out missing mates before they went to take pictures. my gaydar went over 10 at the beginning of the dance because it was so damn boring. but austin jaron and this other guy (eric, found out layder) started the "michael jackson" hah. me and kelsey were the first girls to join. we were cool shit. no, ratshit. mh, first people to dance, but it bribed everyone else to dance. so that was fun, it turned 148848 degrees in that sweatbox. kelsey shoes were killing her so she flung them off, i dont blame her, they were monsterous. well she got reall pissed when tyler [the jackass] called and said he couldnt make it. so she wanted to leave in the next 10 minutes, but i forced her to stay, godddamn good thang. She didn’t even f%$#@*&! dance after, and someone had the same dress as her, tisk,tisk. SMACKDOWNN, nah. No WWA there.
well, slow dancing; BOOM. i was confused out of my fricking mind. but austin and kelsey welded me and andrew together. i was glad though, you lost crush holding your hips and both of you sweating and breathing on each other, hawt, right? not devirginitizing you, but still. just one thing, it just looked like his head was trying to escape from his body. i just wish he could havve looked at me a little more. o well, didnt bring me down. but we danced all the other slow dances, but we werent forced all the other times. but i realized we were the same height, eh I was thankful////
i can dance "decent" hah. i threw in a few crack wack moves, but it was still good I started going ghetto, (me, high? Maybe)// macy danced too, AMAZING. she wont even dance in front of me. but kelsey, on the compleately other hand is blackk, ghetto dancing womann. guys were checking her out, hell. eric told her she can dance reall good. mh, so basically me, kelsey, austin, jaron, eric, ashely, and janie danced in a mambo weed circle. we were all stoned. basically.
i saw josie, kristin, and brittany other less important snobs, but 8373tie. brittany didnt dance, weird?she had the worst time. yah.kristin had the exact same dress as me, but hers was black. we have good tastes :)
then olivia kept telling jake she loved him, and kept putting her arm around him. FAGGG. shed do you anywhere. (she did a kid at the east bank bridge park, hell, shed do you in a “pot O’ gold” but besides the point,) jake ignored her, and just went with her so he wouldnt sound likea meany. but he ditched her, so, a slow song came on, i found andrew, but when i was dancing i saw past andrews ear, kelsey and jake dancing!!. OMFH HOLY SHITZZz. panic!at the homecomming dance. so ashley pulles me aside and tells me jake likes kelsey. yeah, world ENDING. First off, i was too much of a fake drunken bastard to understand, so i cheered and abnormally hoped onto kelsey, knocking the shit out of her. screaming OMFGG!! jake kid LIKES YOU, holy, I was an idiot.(mh, fyi, Kelsey thought jakes was cute over the summer, so I bet her $$10 i would introduce her to him, and BAMM, guess i did something right. she owes me still.) I guess wrestleing can happen at homecoming. Well, she got knocked the F*** OUT!
next thing i know a slow dance comes on, and man. do i feel like an idiot. i was helpless dog with three legs looking for andrew. well, no questions asked we got connected. Not purple people. school function. well he leans over, and right when I thought he would confess his undying love for me, he says “notice all the black people stopped dancing” which was funny, but man, i felt GAYY. [aat this time, jake would run behind me look at andrew and point vigourouslyy at my face, notifying him to look the HELL AT ME. which makes up for his laugff, that I had no clue what the hell was happening.] well Austin popped behind andrew looked at me, and gave a corky thumbs up and smile. agh, DIE AUSTIN!! DIE DIE.
andrew tried to come by me, but he didnt dance, so I felt bad. But i danced (hahah andrew claims he has no rhythmm, but you know, in my mind he has perfect rhythm lifting weights, heh’ naughty alyssa.) well, my feet were burning. & i had flats, come ON KIDS!@## we were there for three hours, maybe the whole time, they wanted to blind us by turning on the lights. My first though was “wtf!?! WHO GOT CAUGHT getting laid!!” but we all left, Austin did the worm on his way out, dramatic effect. we cooled off outside while waiting for my rents to ship us to my house. All the gguys couldn’t resist to rip out their shirts and unbutton it all, don’t blame them, I felt like ripping off my dress, but. yeah. guess who i saw. jordan, she was full of sweat and showed me her party bus, which was basically “bus with pole, but stripper not included” but they would shoot anyone who licked the window, im lucky I have my head from looking at it.
dad came, we snuck jake in the car, and joe didnt come, everyone ripped their shoes off, those things represented painnnn times 5367. we got to my house, we looked like were were going to loot my house, 12 kids cramming through the front door, suspicious?? well, the girls went straight for my room, guys just ripped off their dress shirts. everyone was changing when we all herd a knock, everyone was half naked. then a voice came from it, we knew it was austin. no questions asked. i just screamed, then yell “HOLYSSHITT< now im paranoid!” well the straightner went on full blast, kelsey borrowed my hurst shorts. well, guess. we broke out with twister. (cough cough, austins idea) mhhh mostly everyone played, but surprisingly, william was the champ [hes a cheater hahah, his method is crushing the other opponent] we moved to get snacks, there was way to much food, hah we were loaded. Ehh, eventually we went outside, took a hell of along time to work the speakers, my rents wouldn’t leave us alone. I sat on the swing, I thougt andrew might come, but he just took ashelys seat, she and janie went party on the hammock with jaron, haha/// it was past curfew, but who gives?? (EHHHF HA CHHA!!) so we went to the playground, where their guaranteed not to follow us. andrew, jake, me and kelsey ran there, were were a bunch of free birds. hha. well everyone attacked the swings. someone had a bright idea to play hide and seek, so, why not.
k, teams:
me and kelsey.
andrew and jake
Ashley and Janie
jaron and austin
macy and josh
and william and amber.
pretty mixed you say? Hahah, not.
well, me and kelsey were damn good, haha. josh, macy, amber, and william didnt really play. (LOSERR LAMEOS) i even saw macy and josh leave together, haha. everyone was curious, but its macy and josh. not like theyll do anything ilegal. me, kelsey, jake, and andrew ran behind the backstop and ducked, but we weren’t into it like GE I JOES, or some military shit like that. but austin and jaron came running their asses byy us. austin decided to gang up on alyssa. [I started to pray my feet could rum like the wind] but future pro track star that i am, the bastard didn’t catch me. i just got a high five, deep breath, them “damn you run REALLY FAST” as if im a fat slow-ass. I just gotta glimpse of Andrew, he looked like he was gonna hurl, eh. see, no mexican food next time. Jaron passed out, well not fully, he was just too tired so he layed on the rocks, sure enougff austins voice “im gonna go party-boy him!!!!” it was funny as hell though. Me and Kelsey were dying of thirst, dehydration is not fun. make note of that. so well, the “herd” came running by right behind us. Amazing how that works. Everyone came in except jake, austin, jaron, and andrew. but within seconds, they (andrew, austin, and jaron, ONE KID MISSING>>>) came in, and i saw kelsey escape outside. Everyone chugged warm coke, no ice. my bad again. I was minding my own business when I saw jake and kelseys shadow hug. calmly pretend you saw nothing, you saw absolutely nothing. (OMFGG>>> the world going to burn tomorrow or what!?!?) then i noticed andrew wasnt here, but I knew he wasn’t out THERE. But the newlyweds decided to join us. i grabbed Kelsey and took her to the foyer, as if it wasnt obvious enough, then andrew walked by, he changed. smart man. mh, Kelsey told me they were going out, [k, well if that wasn’t quick enough. I was wondering if she knew his last name] i just gave n of my reassuring smiles. their famous by now. but everyone already made their way to join us in the den. yippee. jake had to leave, way to soon huh? but we played twister a few more times, william was officially the master. andrew didn’t play, but i understand (mexican food made him feel all weird. ssee, its bad (reason number TWO) well we broke out with cranium,
cough, cough I forgot the teams. my bawddd. Well we started off playing it by the rules, but we deformed quite a few. ahahha. Well I just said to hell with it!!!!@!# then I picked alot of cards an we just played a simple version of charades, for simple people. except william. leave it to him to get “rainbow” haha he started swaying back and fourth, then he resorted to hugging and smiling Austin. (gay fag, get itt?!?) HHAHAH>>> were so cool, swear to itt. then I got Michael jacksawwn. austin and jaron got it in like, 2.4 seconds. Austin did captain hook, I gott that one. andrew got my “bloom” and “bungee jumping” and “blowfish” thank the lord, i didn’t want to look like an idiot for another minute. mhh, i also got janie’’s impersonation on the rolling stones. didnt take too long. Well macy went bring out the skittles and m&m’s tray, i ate enough to make me sick. AGH. well everything was messy, no one gave a shaat. as usuall. the rents started to arrive. it was only one, but the rents make the rules. [hiss, i want to drive already!!!] but everyonse started cleaning. i was out of it, but austin said they cleaned up to stay here longer, so i was cool with that, my own maid service. everyone left, i got a hug from andrew, (yesssss, more touchy) and austin, he almost forgot his phone and his SHOES, he cant keep anything huh?
I went grab some vault with kelsey and we crashed in my room. I basically spilled that i didnt like andrew anymore. (dumb alyssa, DUMMBDUBB!) and she spilled that she couldnt believe she had a b/f. like knock sence into your head! hhaha, it was rather amusing though. i told her everything i knew about him, which frankly, isnt enougff. hha. we were up pretty late, i even took out the stupid papers i saved from long time ago about jake and andrew. we basically histarically laughed and threw ourselves onto the floor, and continually beat the floor. yeah, stoned? yup.
we stayed up, kelsey attempted to sleep on the big chair. didnt work/ haha. I woke up at 4, with a body 3 inched from me. she moved. But my body ached everywhere. but i remember that, as a kickass night.
well, andrew asked me, i was extremely surprised. came extremely close to giving up on that crush, imagine that? well i was excited, but not as much as i expected///
mh, it took the entire day to get ready, and i was picking my jewerly out as i went out the door, my mom let me bottow here 1,000$$ diamond, and 500$$$ bracelet, what can i say. i needed bling. mrs benoit said my boobs were falling out of my dress, but she always called me betty-big-boobs. hah, one of my nicknames. well, everyone met up at macys. heres the kids, and their drop dead gorgeous dates-
ahem,
me(alyssa idiot) and andrew, a.k.a. the short couple. but adorable
ashley and jaron,
janie and joe
macy and josh [josh, yeah freakishly tall with expensive clothing]
amber and william, suhveet,
kelsey, with a semi date at the time. so called tyler. shhh- i thought he was a bastard. heh'
austin, well that explains hisself. he asked alaina, she said no. i feel your sympathy austin.
im going over what everyone wore, cause i have the damn time.
*me&&andrew i had a teal, casual dress and flats [go figure] andrew had a tan shirt, we matched ehoughh.
*ashley had a cute, blueish dress with flats, haa, jaron wore white.
*janie had a greenish cutte dress, no flats heh; joe had on white
*macy had a strapless black and white dress,(that she countinuselly pulls up) and josh had black and white shirt. they matched the best, whoot.
*amber had a maroon dress, she looked pretty william had on blue, i think.
*kelsey had an olive dress, it was cute, me. helped her pick it out :) with huge ass heels and a supposedly "fake tan" haha
* leave it to austin to wear a tux, with a clip on tie.
but, it was funny because you could see all the guys sleeves from under their dress shirts,
k, well we took pictures, my hair was curly x's 538757 Ii introduced Andrew to my mom and dad, but my dad was too busy watching football. him and mr charliee were a little to into the game, they danced. right before me and kelsey peed on ourselves. Everyone put on their corsages and boutineers, i handed mine to andrew and just told him good luck getting it in, it was a damn hugee needle. yeah, i cant work those.
then we went out to eat. My dad drove, and mrs mona drovee. Austin discovered the wheres waldo book, and my i spy book. so he took them to monas car. PAHH. take the gawd damn books, mh, my car listened to 95.7, bayou rock. i had to change the country,
(jake and oliva magically showed up, they had their own ride)
k, so we get to olive garden and the wait is an hour. pshh. HELL NO. so half the crew (austin, jaron, me, kelsey, andrew, jake, olivia, joe, janie, ashley the rest werent toughff enough to handle mexican food) walked to chevys, there was no wait, so we were down with that. but boys will be boys, there was two tables, boys sat at one, while the girls stood for 5.677 seconds. andrew attempted to sit by me, but i just said its okay, but it was. well the girls “casually sneak a peek at the boys” but, we just saw Austin stand up and try to take a goddamn marble out of a chevys light. SCREWW BOYS. ermm, that’s what I thought then. so, austin left, but he paid 2 bucks for his soda. i told ashley and janie about the different sugar and "diseases" bunch of bullshit, but it entertained them. i ordered steak fahitias, the beans were the BEST, but i couldnt take any chances, damitt@^%. i had to sacrifice my beans. kelsey wasnt having a good time, so i had this plan to tell the waitress that it was her birfday, of coarse she falls for it. me and kels are even gay about it and we loudly shout “SO WHAT ER YOUR RENT GONNA BUY YOU FOR YOU SWEEET !^!?!?!?” .so when we finished eating, when I was about to spank the shit out of the waitress for not giving Kelsey a sunbraeo, everyone came in and clapped, she got her sunbraro. yay. then we got free ice cream, me and kelsey had a few bites before olivia devored it. mhhh shit head!!!! well, then everyone squeezed into the boys booth. guys paid for us, suckaaas ;). kidding. they entertained themselves with a flour tourtilla with two holes for eyes and a mouth. smile tourtillia? well, tip. hahahaha. there was none, the waiter stole jakes 99 cents and andrews 32 cents, something like that. but we ran outside, let me tell you, mexican food for homecomming=[NO]. but the other half of the crew finished so we were off to dhs.
mh we got there pretty early, maybe 20 minutes after it was open. talk about tight security, crap. jarons boutineer came out, he attempted to put it back on, but it “stabbed him in his heart” hahahha, sweet jesus. i had a loaded clutch, might i add with 100 dollars of ashleys :) [thank you lord] well we went, not knowing what to excpect at ALL. long walk into a dark room with a strobe light that can make anyone had a sezure. me and andrew took pictas. i offered to pay since andrew got everything else, im nice. it was cool, after all, I got to put my hand on his muscle punch chest, frisky, eh? since we were early, there was no line. well then we went to the bathroom, me and kelsey held the door for each other, she attended to "feminine issues", ha, it sounded like she was taping her mouth shut. I discovered a mosquito bite on my right boob. great, I just hope andrew wasn’t staring at it. then we walked back into the dance, found the other half of out missing mates before they went to take pictures. my gaydar went over 10 at the beginning of the dance because it was so damn boring. but austin jaron and this other guy (eric, found out layder) started the "michael jackson" hah. me and kelsey were the first girls to join. we were cool shit. no, ratshit. mh, first people to dance, but it bribed everyone else to dance. so that was fun, it turned 148848 degrees in that sweatbox. kelsey shoes were killing her so she flung them off, i dont blame her, they were monsterous. well she got reall pissed when tyler [the jackass] called and said he couldnt make it. so she wanted to leave in the next 10 minutes, but i forced her to stay, godddamn good thang. She didn’t even f%$#@*&! dance after, and someone had the same dress as her, tisk,tisk. SMACKDOWNN, nah. No WWA there.
well, slow dancing; BOOM. i was confused out of my fricking mind. but austin and kelsey welded me and andrew together. i was glad though, you lost crush holding your hips and both of you sweating and breathing on each other, hawt, right? not devirginitizing you, but still. just one thing, it just looked like his head was trying to escape from his body. i just wish he could havve looked at me a little more. o well, didnt bring me down. but we danced all the other slow dances, but we werent forced all the other times. but i realized we were the same height, eh I was thankful////
i can dance "decent" hah. i threw in a few crack wack moves, but it was still good I started going ghetto, (me, high? Maybe)// macy danced too, AMAZING. she wont even dance in front of me. but kelsey, on the compleately other hand is blackk, ghetto dancing womann. guys were checking her out, hell. eric told her she can dance reall good. mh, so basically me, kelsey, austin, jaron, eric, ashely, and janie danced in a mambo weed circle. we were all stoned. basically.
i saw josie, kristin, and brittany other less important snobs, but 8373tie. brittany didnt dance, weird?she had the worst time. yah.kristin had the exact same dress as me, but hers was black. we have good tastes :)
then olivia kept telling jake she loved him, and kept putting her arm around him. FAGGG. shed do you anywhere. (she did a kid at the east bank bridge park, hell, shed do you in a “pot O’ gold” but besides the point,) jake ignored her, and just went with her so he wouldnt sound likea meany. but he ditched her, so, a slow song came on, i found andrew, but when i was dancing i saw past andrews ear, kelsey and jake dancing!!. OMFH HOLY SHITZZz. panic!at the homecomming dance. so ashley pulles me aside and tells me jake likes kelsey. yeah, world ENDING. First off, i was too much of a fake drunken bastard to understand, so i cheered and abnormally hoped onto kelsey, knocking the shit out of her. screaming OMFGG!! jake kid LIKES YOU, holy, I was an idiot.(mh, fyi, Kelsey thought jakes was cute over the summer, so I bet her $$10 i would introduce her to him, and BAMM, guess i did something right. she owes me still.) I guess wrestleing can happen at homecoming. Well, she got knocked the F*** OUT!
next thing i know a slow dance comes on, and man. do i feel like an idiot. i was helpless dog with three legs looking for andrew. well, no questions asked we got connected. Not purple people. school function. well he leans over, and right when I thought he would confess his undying love for me, he says “notice all the black people stopped dancing” which was funny, but man, i felt GAYY. [aat this time, jake would run behind me look at andrew and point vigourouslyy at my face, notifying him to look the HELL AT ME. which makes up for his laugff, that I had no clue what the hell was happening.] well Austin popped behind andrew looked at me, and gave a corky thumbs up and smile. agh, DIE AUSTIN!! DIE DIE.
andrew tried to come by me, but he didnt dance, so I felt bad. But i danced (hahah andrew claims he has no rhythmm, but you know, in my mind he has perfect rhythm lifting weights, heh’ naughty alyssa.) well, my feet were burning. & i had flats, come ON KIDS!@## we were there for three hours, maybe the whole time, they wanted to blind us by turning on the lights. My first though was “wtf!?! WHO GOT CAUGHT getting laid!!” but we all left, Austin did the worm on his way out, dramatic effect. we cooled off outside while waiting for my rents to ship us to my house. All the gguys couldn’t resist to rip out their shirts and unbutton it all, don’t blame them, I felt like ripping off my dress, but. yeah. guess who i saw. jordan, she was full of sweat and showed me her party bus, which was basically “bus with pole, but stripper not included” but they would shoot anyone who licked the window, im lucky I have my head from looking at it.
dad came, we snuck jake in the car, and joe didnt come, everyone ripped their shoes off, those things represented painnnn times 5367. we got to my house, we looked like were were going to loot my house, 12 kids cramming through the front door, suspicious?? well, the girls went straight for my room, guys just ripped off their dress shirts. everyone was changing when we all herd a knock, everyone was half naked. then a voice came from it, we knew it was austin. no questions asked. i just screamed, then yell “HOLYSSHITT< now im paranoid!” well the straightner went on full blast, kelsey borrowed my hurst shorts. well, guess. we broke out with twister. (cough cough, austins idea) mhhh mostly everyone played, but surprisingly, william was the champ [hes a cheater hahah, his method is crushing the other opponent] we moved to get snacks, there was way to much food, hah we were loaded. Ehh, eventually we went outside, took a hell of along time to work the speakers, my rents wouldn’t leave us alone. I sat on the swing, I thougt andrew might come, but he just took ashelys seat, she and janie went party on the hammock with jaron, haha/// it was past curfew, but who gives?? (EHHHF HA CHHA!!) so we went to the playground, where their guaranteed not to follow us. andrew, jake, me and kelsey ran there, were were a bunch of free birds. hha. well everyone attacked the swings. someone had a bright idea to play hide and seek, so, why not.
k, teams:
me and kelsey.
andrew and jake
Ashley and Janie
jaron and austin
macy and josh
and william and amber.
pretty mixed you say? Hahah, not.
well, me and kelsey were damn good, haha. josh, macy, amber, and william didnt really play. (LOSERR LAMEOS) i even saw macy and josh leave together, haha. everyone was curious, but its macy and josh. not like theyll do anything ilegal. me, kelsey, jake, and andrew ran behind the backstop and ducked, but we weren’t into it like GE I JOES, or some military shit like that. but austin and jaron came running their asses byy us. austin decided to gang up on alyssa. [I started to pray my feet could rum like the wind] but future pro track star that i am, the bastard didn’t catch me. i just got a high five, deep breath, them “damn you run REALLY FAST” as if im a fat slow-ass. I just gotta glimpse of Andrew, he looked like he was gonna hurl, eh. see, no mexican food next time. Jaron passed out, well not fully, he was just too tired so he layed on the rocks, sure enougff austins voice “im gonna go party-boy him!!!!” it was funny as hell though. Me and Kelsey were dying of thirst, dehydration is not fun. make note of that. so well, the “herd” came running by right behind us. Amazing how that works. Everyone came in except jake, austin, jaron, and andrew. but within seconds, they (andrew, austin, and jaron, ONE KID MISSING>>>) came in, and i saw kelsey escape outside. Everyone chugged warm coke, no ice. my bad again. I was minding my own business when I saw jake and kelseys shadow hug. calmly pretend you saw nothing, you saw absolutely nothing. (OMFGG>>> the world going to burn tomorrow or what!?!?) then i noticed andrew wasnt here, but I knew he wasn’t out THERE. But the newlyweds decided to join us. i grabbed Kelsey and took her to the foyer, as if it wasnt obvious enough, then andrew walked by, he changed. smart man. mh, Kelsey told me they were going out, [k, well if that wasn’t quick enough. I was wondering if she knew his last name] i just gave n of my reassuring smiles. their famous by now. but everyone already made their way to join us in the den. yippee. jake had to leave, way to soon huh? but we played twister a few more times, william was officially the master. andrew didn’t play, but i understand (mexican food made him feel all weird. ssee, its bad (reason number TWO) well we broke out with cranium,
cough, cough I forgot the teams. my bawddd. Well we started off playing it by the rules, but we deformed quite a few. ahahha. Well I just said to hell with it!!!!@!# then I picked alot of cards an we just played a simple version of charades, for simple people. except william. leave it to him to get “rainbow” haha he started swaying back and fourth, then he resorted to hugging and smiling Austin. (gay fag, get itt?!?) HHAHAH>>> were so cool, swear to itt. then I got Michael jacksawwn. austin and jaron got it in like, 2.4 seconds. Austin did captain hook, I gott that one. andrew got my “bloom” and “bungee jumping” and “blowfish” thank the lord, i didn’t want to look like an idiot for another minute. mhh, i also got janie’’s impersonation on the rolling stones. didnt take too long. Well macy went bring out the skittles and m&m’s tray, i ate enough to make me sick. AGH. well everything was messy, no one gave a shaat. as usuall. the rents started to arrive. it was only one, but the rents make the rules. [hiss, i want to drive already!!!] but everyonse started cleaning. i was out of it, but austin said they cleaned up to stay here longer, so i was cool with that, my own maid service. everyone left, i got a hug from andrew, (yesssss, more touchy) and austin, he almost forgot his phone and his SHOES, he cant keep anything huh?
I went grab some vault with kelsey and we crashed in my room. I basically spilled that i didnt like andrew anymore. (dumb alyssa, DUMMBDUBB!) and she spilled that she couldnt believe she had a b/f. like knock sence into your head! hhaha, it was rather amusing though. i told her everything i knew about him, which frankly, isnt enougff. hha. we were up pretty late, i even took out the stupid papers i saved from long time ago about jake and andrew. we basically histarically laughed and threw ourselves onto the floor, and continually beat the floor. yeah, stoned? yup.
we stayed up, kelsey attempted to sleep on the big chair. didnt work/ haha. I woke up at 4, with a body 3 inched from me. she moved. But my body ached everywhere. but i remember that, as a kickass night.