dave chappelle is the funniest mother fucker that ever lived
from his stand-up special for what it's worth, available on itunes and on dvd:
i don't know where aids comes from. who the fuck knows? scientists don't even know. scientists still say aids started because somebody had sex with a monkey....
wooord?
after all this research this is the best explanation that you came up with motha- nobody fucks monkeys and people you idiot! you either fuck monkeys, or you fuck people. that's it. there's no in between. you're not gonna get some monkey pussy on tuesday and then be like "well lemme call charlene" on thursday. NO! once you fuck a monkey that's a firm decision: i'm out of the human pussy game for good.
it's ridiculous. you act like monkey's just open. just waiting for people to fuck 'em. monkeys don't want to be fucked by people. think about it. think how hard it would be to catch a monkey, and fuck it. that's ridiculous- that's how it had to go down. what, you think you're just gonna walk up to him in the woods and bribe this nigga with fruits and bananas?
i can't stop laughing. but the first time, it definitely drew tears and caused me to lose my breath. man i wish he didn't freak out over his fame and shit. and that it wasn't going to cost $55 a head to see him in april at the punchline, cuz nigga PLEASE, i'd be there in a heartbeat. goddamn you supply and demand.
i don't know where aids comes from. who the fuck knows? scientists don't even know. scientists still say aids started because somebody had sex with a monkey....
wooord?
after all this research this is the best explanation that you came up with motha- nobody fucks monkeys and people you idiot! you either fuck monkeys, or you fuck people. that's it. there's no in between. you're not gonna get some monkey pussy on tuesday and then be like "well lemme call charlene" on thursday. NO! once you fuck a monkey that's a firm decision: i'm out of the human pussy game for good.
it's ridiculous. you act like monkey's just open. just waiting for people to fuck 'em. monkeys don't want to be fucked by people. think about it. think how hard it would be to catch a monkey, and fuck it. that's ridiculous- that's how it had to go down. what, you think you're just gonna walk up to him in the woods and bribe this nigga with fruits and bananas?
i can't stop laughing. but the first time, it definitely drew tears and caused me to lose my breath. man i wish he didn't freak out over his fame and shit. and that it wasn't going to cost $55 a head to see him in april at the punchline, cuz nigga PLEASE, i'd be there in a heartbeat. goddamn you supply and demand.