I Love Will Hall

[alwayslolita]

This was too long to put in my profile but too funny to cut.

as words fail: did you do your homework?
as words fail: i just want what's best for you.
as words fail: you always push me away.
as words fail: what time is your softball game?
as words fail: shit, i have a meeting.
DoloresHaze: I don't even play softball you asshole
DoloresHaze: I play field hockey
DoloresHaze: I HATE YOU
as words fail: i would know that if you WOULD TALK TO ME!
DoloresHaze: I WANNA GO LIVE WITH MOM
as words fail: your mother is a whore!
as words fail: i don't mean that
as words fail: cause you're real life mom isn't...
as words fail: i mean
DoloresHaze: I heart you daddy
as words fail: daddy loves you
as words fail: he just wants what's best
DoloresHaze: haha I know
DoloresHaze: there's something i need to tell you....
DoloresHaze: I-I don't want to go to Yale
DoloresHaze: I decided not to go to college
as words fail: what? i thought you wanted to be a doctor! well, god dammit honey, if this is what you want, then i will support it *full house music*
DoloresHaze: hahahahahaha
DoloresHaze: except i dont' think danny tanner would say god dammnit
as words fail: probably not
as words fail: he'd be all fruity and shit

COME BACK TO BOSTON WIll!