OMG! 13 yr olds should not be using adult humor!
and I really shouldn't be laughing at it. *is going to hell in a hand basket!*
Bestie's son is now in 8th grade. He has VERY mild Tourette's syndrome. His is manifested by tics he develops from severe (saying 'excuse me' every five minutes) to mild (rubbing his fingers together next to his ears constantly). Lately, he's doing the finger rubbing thing, running the tips of his fingers over his thumb very quickly.
Well, one of his classmates noticed this. Bestie's son is 13, 5'8" tall, and weighs about 165 pounds. he's a big boy! So, yes, that translates into big hands and feet.
His classmate, noticing the weird behavior with his hands, asked, "Why are your hands so big?"
Without missing a beat, Bestie's son says, "Cuz my dick is."
Hmm.
I have no words.
Bestie's son is now in 8th grade. He has VERY mild Tourette's syndrome. His is manifested by tics he develops from severe (saying 'excuse me' every five minutes) to mild (rubbing his fingers together next to his ears constantly). Lately, he's doing the finger rubbing thing, running the tips of his fingers over his thumb very quickly.
Well, one of his classmates noticed this. Bestie's son is 13, 5'8" tall, and weighs about 165 pounds. he's a big boy! So, yes, that translates into big hands and feet.
His classmate, noticing the weird behavior with his hands, asked, "Why are your hands so big?"
Without missing a beat, Bestie's son says, "Cuz my dick is."
Hmm.
I have no words.