Lyrics to silly songs
http://dmdb.org/lyrics/benny.bell.html For example:
McCarthy & McGinnis
By Benny (Bell) Samberg
Bell Novelty #952-A (originally Radio Novelty #452-A)
[sung to the tune of "The Irish Washerwoman"]
McCarthy is dead, McGinnis don't know it
McGinnis is dead, McCarthy don't know it
They both lay dead on the very same bed
But neither one knows that the other is dead.
Before he died, this fellow McCarthy
One Saturday night got drunk at a party
He took a swing at Officer King
The next day he carried his head in a sling.
Chorus
(More and more verses in the link)
I learned it as McKinley and McCornley. Doesnt matter.