My boyfriend is so nerd its fucking fantastic.

pyschopigeon64: sandwiches acquired.

uratha_the_forsaken: Alert Code-97-3: Sandwiches Acquired
*Subroutine Complete*
Begin Activation of Consumption Program 79/12
*Nutrients En Route to Gastric Processors*
Absorption and Recharge of all Protein Systems Imminent

lol wtf? I love it.