movin' on up...
...to the South side. Of Queens. To a dee-luxe apartment with roof access. We finally got a piece of the pie!
That's right, your humble narrator (that is I, Andy) and me droogs (Sam and that other guy) are mobilizing downward to our new place in two days. In preparation, I have charitized roughly half of my wardrobe, finally disposing of all the preppy stuff that that my mom has dolled me up in over the years (ah, the power of guilt.) Not coincidentally, I have also been experimenting with a deodorant-free personal hygiene regimen, and thus feel twice the man.
Now which one of you will come forward to be my bride?
That's right, your humble narrator (that is I, Andy) and me droogs (Sam and that other guy) are mobilizing downward to our new place in two days. In preparation, I have charitized roughly half of my wardrobe, finally disposing of all the preppy stuff that that my mom has dolled me up in over the years (ah, the power of guilt.) Not coincidentally, I have also been experimenting with a deodorant-free personal hygiene regimen, and thus feel twice the man.
Now which one of you will come forward to be my bride?