Help Wanted

[alphashifu]

Lang Zi says, "The toothless wolf eats only sweetbreads." Looks like I've got no choice, here.

I'm in need of an assistant. I've got advertisements running in a couple of papers in the city so I expect a pretty big turnout, but some of my men think I should post a notice here, too, because fewer people read the papers any more.

I'm looking for a

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[iflyfirstclass]

I know all too well the difficulty of finding a trustworthy colleague nowadays.

Anyway, I hope you find a perfect match soon, Mr. Lang.

[alphashifu]

It seems to be going around a bit, yeah. You, me, Edgeworth, pretty much everyone he's talked to for the past month... it's like a virus in this country, and everyone's catching it.

I don't suppose you'd be interested?

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[iflyfirstclass]

Me?

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[iflyfirstclass]

Working for Interpol does sound very exciting...but I'm afraid I type only 55 WPM, so I'm not quite qualified.

[alphashifu]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Don't worry, Ms. Teneiro, I wouldn't dream of taking you away from the airline. I don't think they'd stay aloft without you.