Lang Zi says, "The toothless wolf eats only sweetbreads." Looks like I've got no choice, here.
I'm in need of an assistant. I've got advertisements running in a couple of papers in the city so I expect a pretty big turnout, but some of my men think I should post a notice here, too, because fewer people read the papers any more.
I'm looking for a personal assistant to accompany me on my different assignments around the world. The qualifications are pretty simple:
- Must be able to travel internationally ten months out of the year.
- Must have high organizational skills.
- Must be able to work in highly energetic, potentially dangerous environments.
- Must be able to act in unison with other people after minimal practice. Any synchronized sport experience is a plus.
- Must be able to type 60WPM.
- Secretarial experience not required.
Of course anyone who gets the job is going to be an agent of Interpol, so if you have a criminal record then that will be a problem. Maybe not insurmountable, but don't get your hopes up.
Hiring will be almost exclusively interview-based. Present yourself well around the Pack and you're most of the way there already.
I'll post another notice when I have a date for when the interviews will be held.