fun with religion(s)

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today the presbyterians have invited me for ice cream. i'm supposed to tell them about the shelter. the baptists give me lots of money. the

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[postmodernpeach]

jesus would be laughing at them, too.

so that's what i do ;)

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you never called.
i feel no love, not from you.

ok. we never talk on the phone. but seriously. when are you coming back? and are you planning to hang out with me at least once this time around?

[postmodernpeach]

was i supposed to call? my bad. gah. >.<

but seriously. i'm moving back to rome august 14th. and you better plan on hanging out, or i'll be forced to kill you. no pressure, though.

i will call saturday. sometime. promise. just tell me when is best for you.

Lord Jesus, master of life and death.

[ensurientchaos_]

Jesus would pull out his semiautomatic rifle and start spraying. After the congregation of idolaters had been smoted he would then walk triumphantly over their bodes resurrecting each in turn. Only to kill them all again soon after. Woe be to he is not down with Jesus. For he shall be smotted!!!!!!! (that's smote-ED)

Re: Lord Jesus, master of life and death.

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i have to say i'm impressed with your true understanding of Our Father and His Mysterious Ways. :)

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I hope he wouldn't worry about it.

oh mattness.

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jesus's ability to worry or not worry all depends on one's opinion of whether or not He Lives.
i, for one, am not worried about this because the presbyterians informed me today that it's all predestined anyway. so, whatever i'm going to end up believing will come to me in His time, as will information regarding my eternal r[e(oa)]sting place.
but man, can those presbyterians make ice cream. *_*

[keatsheart]

I'm still a bit concerned that you confessed to lusting after pentecostals.