I crossed the streams
Hope everyone had a good holiday. In between my niece's birthday, my son's birthday, Christmas Eve, and Christmas Day, I overloaded the flux capacitator known as my large intestine and spent the lion's share of the weekend emitting Stovetop-stuffing-scented burps and trying not to puke.
Now I'm hiding in sensory dep chamber also known as my couch. Just me, some back pain, several open Wikipedia tabs on grammar (I'm talking advanced level nerdery like polysyndeton and hypozeugma here), a couple of cats, and eight billion toys. There were sixteen billion toys but I sacked up two garbage bags full of old toys and put them in the garage in an attempt to make room for all the new.
It is strange how happy this makes me. Except the back pain bit, I should go get a pill for that.
And so it goes. 2009, you strange old dog. And so you go.
Now I'm hiding in sensory dep chamber also known as my couch. Just me, some back pain, several open Wikipedia tabs on grammar (I'm talking advanced level nerdery like polysyndeton and hypozeugma here), a couple of cats, and eight billion toys. There were sixteen billion toys but I sacked up two garbage bags full of old toys and put them in the garage in an attempt to make room for all the new.
It is strange how happy this makes me. Except the back pain bit, I should go get a pill for that.
And so it goes. 2009, you strange old dog. And so you go.