Heroes!!! Flailing!!!
Squeeing behind the cut!! Btw, when I say flailing I mean real flailing. Like 'Awws' and 'OMGS' and "OMFG's" and etc. sooooo yeah me going crazy, and it's uneccessary-ness is behind the cut for a reason. So if you don't like it then 'shhhh...don't speak'.
Duuuude, two minutes in and I get Peter and time travel! Oh fuck me, Peter did it. No!!!! Omg my woobie!!! I didn't want to see that again! Awww woobies! Nathan can't die! Not just when they got back together. Awwww Peter. OMG NOOOOOOOOOO! NO NO NO, god damn it nooooooooo! Argh! Oh fuck me! WTF?!
and first commercial break...
OMG Sylar, fweeeeeee!!! Never soon enough I say! He can sex me riiiight now. Omg so frustrating! Oh dude, wtf! Aw poor Maya. Ruh roh, don't kill Suresh! Good girl! Adrenaline? Hmmm....
Hiro, what a douche. You had better redeem yourself. Secrets, secrets, and more secrets. World destruction, of course. Urg, Hiro. You idiot. Destiny, heroism, destiny, heroism. Idiot, idiot, idiot!!! You fool, what the hell is your problem? *forehead-palm* OMG HIRO!!!!!! IDIOT. IDIOT. IDIOT. You make me want to bang my head into a wall!!! IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter! Hmmmm Peter vs. Matt and Peter is the victor! Wtf? What the hell??? Argh!!!!
....second commercial.....
Pheeew Nathan, not dead, thank you god. OH NOEZ. Evil Peter can't kill him! Oh phew, he's gone. LMAO! I love you Nathan! Duuuude, where the fuck is the real Peter! Aw man, Nathan, have you lost it? Aw dude, what the fuck??? Did future Peter knock your brain loose? Because you sound like Mr. politician man. Argh, Naaathan????
*snort* People are going to be shipping MayaXSuresh, because they are totally gonna get it on. Argh, Suresh, you fool!
Claire aaaand Sylar! My favorite villain!!! OH FUCK!! OMG OMG OMG, OMG NO COMMERCIALS!!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.
third commercial break......
Oh Shit!!! EWWWWW. OMG EWWWWWWWWWWW. Sick, sick, sick!!! Lmao Sylar, I <3 you. This is freeeeaky. FREAAKY. Dude, that is disgusting. Hmmm, and so Claire and Sylar have a moment of human connection, weeeeird. Way weeeeird.
Oh Suresh. *le sigh* WILL YOU NEVER LEARN! Maya I <3 you for once, voice of reason! Dude, just kill Suresh since he is an idiot.
Were you hallucinating Nathan? I think you were, yessss you were. *le sigh* Nathan. Now is not the time to get a God complex of some sort as in, getting messages from God. Man, where is present day Peter already?
OMG LINDERMAN! Aw man, now Nathan is going to be a douche again, in league with Linderman, aaaargh. Just when you and Pete had your shit together!
*siiiiiiiigh* Niki, split personalities again!
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Poor Matt, never has any luck.
Hiro, WHY DO YOU NOT LISTEN TO ANDO????
OMG WTF???? *siiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Now Hiro is going to be a douche to Ando. I can just see it. This is not going to end well.
Argh, Suresh, you stupid mother fucker. You should have thrown it in the water!
Aw man, not Angela Petrelli. She is not what Nathan needs, and future Peter needs to get lost. Lmao Angela, so right because future!Peter is an ass. Omg Noah. Awww Claire, you totally got brain raped. Dude, where the fuck is Matt? Sylar so bold, walking about in broad daylight. Linderman you don't need ot fuck with Nathan's fragile head. Oh foolish Suresh, what have you done to yourself? And how stereotypical was that? Can we not have white people mugging other people?!
aaaaaaand
the second hour!!!!
"The Butterfly Effect"
Aw poor Claire. Man, everybody is going to be fucked in the head after this premiere. Mentally, emotionally, and physically.
OMG!!!! I did not need to see that freakyness!!! Oh jebus! This season is going to be the death of me. Hmmm...Angela, Angela, Angela what is your role??? Or are you just the true devil's advocate?
Dude, Suresh. *head-desk* What an idiot. However, I totally see the Maya/Suresh shipping happening if it hasn't happened already. Oh wait! There they go! Suresh, what an animal...I can't look at him the same now. So it's either Suresh or Sylar concerning baby daddys!
commercial break 1......
Matt totally has the worst luck ever, and I'm pretty sure he's in Africa.
*snort* Oh Sylar, you're about to get pwned, lmao oooor nvmd he pwned them. Of course! Since Sylar is amazing. Elle, super bitch. You can't pwn Sylar, foolish fool.
Yep, Hiro is going to start being an ass towards Ando. I can feel it in my blood. Awww poor Ando. I don't want them to be at each other's throats!
Tracy Strauss aka Niki Sanders. Here we go again. The intrigue, the political intrigue, it begins again! Where have you been and how did you get where you are??? I wanna knoooooow. Hmm, but will her past come back to bite her in the ass? Does she have super strength? Argh, so many questions and not enough answers!
Lmao Hiro/Ando, so cute together.
Aw man, poor Claire. You got brain raped and now you're throwing yourself in front of trains. Get your shit together! Is this why you are bitter in the future?! Is that why you tried to kill Peter?! Lmao Claire 'What does it look like! Trying to get hit by a train!' Poor woobie, and evil!Peter I do not approve!
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Urgh, evil!Peter is going to fuck things up.
*snort* Nathan. Praying??? I don't want you to be insane. Please don't be insane. Hmm...Linderman, what is up??? Tracy Strauss, what does Linderman have to do with that I wonder. Is Linderman real??? Or is Nathan really fucked in the head? ARGH, so many questions!
OMG!! hmmm... Elle teamed with HRG man??? Duuude, just keep fucking shooting him Noah!!! (Note: I don't want my woobie to die, but I don't want Noah to die either and...Sylar can't die sooo....) OMG!!!! Oh fuck!!! Oh shit, hmmmmmmmmmm...well that answers how Sylar ends up in level 5 I guess. Foolish man.
commercial break 3...........
Oh Elle you let everyone go on accident, now you've fucked it up. Though I think you've KO-ed Sylar.
Awwwww Ando. Lmao Hiro. I hate your ass right now, but you are still precious sometimes.
Urrrg. I want the real Peter!!! Not future!evil!Peter! I also don't want Nathan to be stupid! Nathan...Nathan...Nathan....*shakes head*. *le sigh* future!Peter. Where the fuck is this going on!!! I want real Peter damn it! How are you going to set things right??? You can't seriously change the time line again can you? Messing with time is NOT a good idea though I suppose you probably saved your sorry ass.
Hmmm Nathan and Tracy??? I'm not sure I like this. Uh oh, you're about to piss off the wrong schizo. Duuuuuuuuude!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!! WTF MAN!!! Since when can she freeze shit?! Argh!
Okay so...Tracy Straus=Niki Sanders or is there something else going on. Is there a reason she is schizoid besides the fact she is actually schizoid. Certainly she's not an actual twin or something? I mean...it seems unlikely, but I say all bets are off.
fourth commercial break....
Hmmm, the plot thickens...Angela, where do you fit into this?
Urrrgh Hiro! I don't like you being sneaky. OMG HIRO YOU DID NOT JUST QUOTE HOLMES WHEN I DON'T LIKE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!! Your distrust of Ando is going to make things shitty in the future, you just wait!!
Suresh, Suresh, Suresh. Can I say it?? I could have fucking told you so! You do not mess with shit that you don't fully understand.
Awww Matt, hallucinations, or are you reading the turtle's mind? lol, that would be pretty damn funny actually, but alas not the turtle. Hmm...Africa! I knew it. The trees gave it away. Poor Matt, stuck in Africa. Lmao 'should have gone with Sprint'. I wonder if this has anything to do with the Haitian? Prolly not, but the black man can paint the future. I miss...gah, what was his name?
Awww Clair/Noah reunion, precious. I love them together.
Too late Nathan, you're already being manipulated. *sigh* Nathan has some screws loose, Linderman is a hallucination I'm guessing for now. I mean he looked pretty dead last time I saw him.
Awwwwww Noah, don't leave. Noah I <3 you. Oh hey, Claire's real mommy. Yeah, that's real reassuring.
*sigh* Poor current day Peter, you're stuck in a body that isn't yours and you're in big fucking trouble. Oh fuck. I'm beginning to see how he might be teaming up with Sylar unless it's future!Peter that does that.
Sylar and Angela teamed up? I don't like the sound of this. Aw man.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. NEXT WEEK NOW PLSTHX!!!!
Duuuude, two minutes in and I get Peter and time travel! Oh fuck me, Peter did it. No!!!! Omg my woobie!!! I didn't want to see that again! Awww woobies! Nathan can't die! Not just when they got back together. Awwww Peter. OMG NOOOOOOOOOO! NO NO NO, god damn it nooooooooo! Argh! Oh fuck me! WTF?!
and first commercial break...
OMG Sylar, fweeeeeee!!! Never soon enough I say! He can sex me riiiight now. Omg so frustrating! Oh dude, wtf! Aw poor Maya. Ruh roh, don't kill Suresh! Good girl! Adrenaline? Hmmm....
Hiro, what a douche. You had better redeem yourself. Secrets, secrets, and more secrets. World destruction, of course. Urg, Hiro. You idiot. Destiny, heroism, destiny, heroism. Idiot, idiot, idiot!!! You fool, what the hell is your problem? *forehead-palm* OMG HIRO!!!!!! IDIOT. IDIOT. IDIOT. You make me want to bang my head into a wall!!! IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter! Hmmmm Peter vs. Matt and Peter is the victor! Wtf? What the hell??? Argh!!!!
....second commercial.....
Pheeew Nathan, not dead, thank you god. OH NOEZ. Evil Peter can't kill him! Oh phew, he's gone. LMAO! I love you Nathan! Duuuude, where the fuck is the real Peter! Aw man, Nathan, have you lost it? Aw dude, what the fuck??? Did future Peter knock your brain loose? Because you sound like Mr. politician man. Argh, Naaathan????
*snort* People are going to be shipping MayaXSuresh, because they are totally gonna get it on. Argh, Suresh, you fool!
Claire aaaand Sylar! My favorite villain!!! OH FUCK!! OMG OMG OMG, OMG NO COMMERCIALS!!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.
third commercial break......
Oh Shit!!! EWWWWW. OMG EWWWWWWWWWWW. Sick, sick, sick!!! Lmao Sylar, I <3 you. This is freeeeaky. FREAAKY. Dude, that is disgusting. Hmmm, and so Claire and Sylar have a moment of human connection, weeeeird. Way weeeeird.
Oh Suresh. *le sigh* WILL YOU NEVER LEARN! Maya I <3 you for once, voice of reason! Dude, just kill Suresh since he is an idiot.
Were you hallucinating Nathan? I think you were, yessss you were. *le sigh* Nathan. Now is not the time to get a God complex of some sort as in, getting messages from God. Man, where is present day Peter already?
OMG LINDERMAN! Aw man, now Nathan is going to be a douche again, in league with Linderman, aaaargh. Just when you and Pete had your shit together!
*siiiiiiiigh* Niki, split personalities again!
.....fourth commercial break.........
Poor Matt, never has any luck.
Hiro, WHY DO YOU NOT LISTEN TO ANDO????
OMG WTF???? *siiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Now Hiro is going to be a douche to Ando. I can just see it. This is not going to end well.
Argh, Suresh, you stupid mother fucker. You should have thrown it in the water!
Aw man, not Angela Petrelli. She is not what Nathan needs, and future Peter needs to get lost. Lmao Angela, so right because future!Peter is an ass. Omg Noah. Awww Claire, you totally got brain raped. Dude, where the fuck is Matt? Sylar so bold, walking about in broad daylight. Linderman you don't need ot fuck with Nathan's fragile head. Oh foolish Suresh, what have you done to yourself? And how stereotypical was that? Can we not have white people mugging other people?!
aaaaaaand
the second hour!!!!
"The Butterfly Effect"
Aw poor Claire. Man, everybody is going to be fucked in the head after this premiere. Mentally, emotionally, and physically.
OMG!!!! I did not need to see that freakyness!!! Oh jebus! This season is going to be the death of me. Hmmm...Angela, Angela, Angela what is your role??? Or are you just the true devil's advocate?
Dude, Suresh. *head-desk* What an idiot. However, I totally see the Maya/Suresh shipping happening if it hasn't happened already. Oh wait! There they go! Suresh, what an animal...I can't look at him the same now. So it's either Suresh or Sylar concerning baby daddys!
commercial break 1......
Matt totally has the worst luck ever, and I'm pretty sure he's in Africa.
*snort* Oh Sylar, you're about to get pwned, lmao oooor nvmd he pwned them. Of course! Since Sylar is amazing. Elle, super bitch. You can't pwn Sylar, foolish fool.
Yep, Hiro is going to start being an ass towards Ando. I can feel it in my blood. Awww poor Ando. I don't want them to be at each other's throats!
Tracy Strauss aka Niki Sanders. Here we go again. The intrigue, the political intrigue, it begins again! Where have you been and how did you get where you are??? I wanna knoooooow. Hmm, but will her past come back to bite her in the ass? Does she have super strength? Argh, so many questions and not enough answers!
Lmao Hiro/Ando, so cute together.
Aw man, poor Claire. You got brain raped and now you're throwing yourself in front of trains. Get your shit together! Is this why you are bitter in the future?! Is that why you tried to kill Peter?! Lmao Claire 'What does it look like! Trying to get hit by a train!' Poor woobie, and evil!Peter I do not approve!
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Urgh, evil!Peter is going to fuck things up.
*snort* Nathan. Praying??? I don't want you to be insane. Please don't be insane. Hmm...Linderman, what is up??? Tracy Strauss, what does Linderman have to do with that I wonder. Is Linderman real??? Or is Nathan really fucked in the head? ARGH, so many questions!
OMG!! hmmm... Elle teamed with HRG man??? Duuude, just keep fucking shooting him Noah!!! (Note: I don't want my woobie to die, but I don't want Noah to die either and...Sylar can't die sooo....) OMG!!!! Oh fuck!!! Oh shit, hmmmmmmmmmm...well that answers how Sylar ends up in level 5 I guess. Foolish man.
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Oh Elle you let everyone go on accident, now you've fucked it up. Though I think you've KO-ed Sylar.
Awwwww Ando. Lmao Hiro. I hate your ass right now, but you are still precious sometimes.
Urrrg. I want the real Peter!!! Not future!evil!Peter! I also don't want Nathan to be stupid! Nathan...Nathan...Nathan....*shakes head*. *le sigh* future!Peter. Where the fuck is this going on!!! I want real Peter damn it! How are you going to set things right??? You can't seriously change the time line again can you? Messing with time is NOT a good idea though I suppose you probably saved your sorry ass.
Hmmm Nathan and Tracy??? I'm not sure I like this. Uh oh, you're about to piss off the wrong schizo. Duuuuuuuuude!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!! WTF MAN!!! Since when can she freeze shit?! Argh!
Okay so...Tracy Straus=Niki Sanders or is there something else going on. Is there a reason she is schizoid besides the fact she is actually schizoid. Certainly she's not an actual twin or something? I mean...it seems unlikely, but I say all bets are off.
fourth commercial break....
Hmmm, the plot thickens...Angela, where do you fit into this?
Urrrgh Hiro! I don't like you being sneaky. OMG HIRO YOU DID NOT JUST QUOTE HOLMES WHEN I DON'T LIKE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!! Your distrust of Ando is going to make things shitty in the future, you just wait!!
Suresh, Suresh, Suresh. Can I say it?? I could have fucking told you so! You do not mess with shit that you don't fully understand.
Awww Matt, hallucinations, or are you reading the turtle's mind? lol, that would be pretty damn funny actually, but alas not the turtle. Hmm...Africa! I knew it. The trees gave it away. Poor Matt, stuck in Africa. Lmao 'should have gone with Sprint'. I wonder if this has anything to do with the Haitian? Prolly not, but the black man can paint the future. I miss...gah, what was his name?
Awww Clair/Noah reunion, precious. I love them together.
Too late Nathan, you're already being manipulated. *sigh* Nathan has some screws loose, Linderman is a hallucination I'm guessing for now. I mean he looked pretty dead last time I saw him.
Awwwwww Noah, don't leave. Noah I <3 you. Oh hey, Claire's real mommy. Yeah, that's real reassuring.
*sigh* Poor current day Peter, you're stuck in a body that isn't yours and you're in big fucking trouble. Oh fuck. I'm beginning to see how he might be teaming up with Sylar unless it's future!Peter that does that.
Sylar and Angela teamed up? I don't like the sound of this. Aw man.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. NEXT WEEK NOW PLSTHX!!!!