Sep 15, 2009 22:48
I was whistled at twice today. The second time the guy rolled down his window, whistled, and then said "are those boots made for walking?"
When things like this happen I want to curl up in a ball and die. It's funny because I can't get a date, and yet things like this happen ALL THE TIME.
Perhaps this is why my feet are always hot. You know, when you're about to get married you get cold feet. You can't get a date and your feet are on fire. Seriously, though, my feet are always hot when I go to bed, and I can't sleep.
Also, I saw the biggest roach maybe in the world run across my living room today.
Please fix my life.