This morning, Katie and I awakened, got dressed, and came downstairs. Your normal, typical start to the day.
I had a hankerin' for eggs. Since I'm a modern, working woman, I use the microwave. I can heat up water for tea, cook hot dogs and/or baked potatoes, AND make "scrambled" eggs in a microwave. I am woman! Katie decided she wanted to help crack open an egg, too, which is always amusing so what the heck. She did a pretty good job and didn't get any eggshell in the bowl. Awesome. We also shared a giggle remembering the
silly video that was on Yahoo yesterday about eggs.
Katie wanted the yolk to stay intact, so I just put the bowl of eggs in the nukebox and turned to put the egg carton back in the fridge - yelling aaaahhh! {in my best eggy-voice} and then BOOOOM! Yup. Egg goo EVERYwhere. I forgot to poke a hole in the yolk. I even made Katie come over and look, coz there was fluffy egg yolk ALL OVER the inside of the microwave. My thought? "Yay for timesaving appliances". Mess cleaned up and we had cereal instead.. Kinda....
I fixed K's bowl of cereal and she carried it over to the usual eating spot (we're bad and eat in front of the tv these days) when... BAM!!! *sigh. I didn't even have to look. I've told her a 1000 times - do NOT PUT FOOD on the arm of the recliner as you climb into it coz it ROCKS. Literally. bowl of milk/cereal upside down, on the floor ... splashing onto my laptops and cords and printer and stuff. ARRRGH!!! But.. I just blew up the microwave, so yelling about a mess seems highly hypocritical... So we got some towels and cleaned up the milky goo, shut off and moved the electronics to dry the cords (as you see, things are fine) and fixed another bowl which was put on the TABLE, not the chair.
So we're having a GREAT start to the day! WOO!
now all we need is for the neighborhood bully to shove her around again today to top off this dreary rainy morning! Woo!
*thunk