natural harvest (sga, nsfw, john/rodney, foster's bakery)

[almostnever]

Title: Natural Harvest
Author: Cesare (almostnever)
Pairing: John/Rodney
Word count: ~1600
Ratings/Warnings: NSFW, NC17. This story may be unsafe for people with triggers. ( Skip.) Descriptions of pornography and sexual fantasies.
Contains: Porn viewing, masturbation, fantasies of voyeurism and exhibitionism.
Summary: PWPish. John gives his computer to Rodney

Comments

[runpunkrun]

Rodney McKay: Sexual Detective!

I love this -- Rodney trying to figure out what John likes, looking for common themes, comparing it to his own interests, and finally looking for himself in the images John saved. And then his fantasy about sexing John up and sending him out in public all sex-muddled. Hot.

ALSO Rodney's honesty about looking at John's porn if John explicitly doesn't tell him not to. Mmmm, honesty.

[almostnever]

Rodney McKay: Sexual Detective!

That should be a whole 'nother AU. I'd read it with glee!

[runpunkrun]

Would people hire him to find out what their partners liked? Would they hire him to find out what they liked?

Rodney McKay: Sexual Detective!

Maybe he hunts down the perfect toys for you. The dildo you didn't know you needed! The vibrator you've always dreamed of! Fuzzy handcuffs that never lose their fuzz!

Obviously John hires him.

[almostnever]

"It's not for me

natural harvest

[elderwitty]

Very nice. I really like how upfront Rodney is that he's going to be looking for the porn. He's so adorable - they both are. And John downloaded clowns!!!! Sneaky bastard. lol

Where does it fall in the timeline? I'll add it to the AU list, probably tomorrow after the screening jobs are done.

I still have my stickers. I hate trying to get the residue off, so I cheated. :grin:

Re: natural harvest

[almostnever]

The Foster's Bakery AU list has the stories in chronological order. There's going to be another story (hopefully I'll get it done & posted soon) between Whiskey Cupcakes and Natural Harvest.

You're in good company with the stickers! And thank you again for the work you put into the massive AU list. I love it so much-- I use it all the time to find stories for sgagenrefinders requests. :-)

Re: natural harvest

[elderwitty]

I thought of looking there, but this fic doesn't have the tag. And - okay, okay - I was feeling particularly lazy, so I didn't go looking. :D Thanks for the info.

Well, I've slacked the hell out of this weekend. Didn't add a damn thing, and it's too late to start tonight. (Hey, those How It's Made episodes won't watch themselves.)

Re: natural harvest

[almostnever]

Oops! Thanks for the heads up, I just added tags to the post.

[melagan]

I enjoyed this very much! I have such a weakness for Rodney scoping out John's porn.

sending John out into public afterward with a reddened face and bitten mouth ...

Nnnggghh

[almostnever]

Nnggh is always good to hear. :D Thanks!

[laraneia]

I really enjoyed this! It felt like something Rodney would actually do if he got his hands on John's computer. :)

[almostnever]

I'm glad to hear it! Thank you!

[incidental_fire]

Oh, very nice. A hot little fic, but one that fits very nicely into the characters you've developed. The idea of seeing John (and Rodney's) porn habits change after they got together is really interesting (and, you know, hot).

[almostnever]

Yay, interesting and hot, that's great to hear... thank you!