more tv ignorance memery

[almostnever]

Torchwood Stars Captain Jack-- not the pirate one, the queer one. Okay, sorry, that's not clear enough, is it. Stars Captain Jack-- not the pirate one, the British one. Having kissed Doctor Who, Cap'n Jack figured he pwned that show and it was time to move on to his own. "Torchwood" is an anagram for "Doctor Who" and "Russell T. Davies" is an

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[almostnever]

That one's all you! :D

[jubilancy]

This is the funniest thing in a long time. I wish I could think of more TV shows for you... Oh, wait... CORNER GAS! THE OC! DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES! Please savage them.

[jubilancy]

Oh, and Smallville.

[jubilancy]

And Studio 60. Okay, I'll shut up now. Don't feel like you have to do these.

[almostnever]

The OC Rich people take in a troubled teen, I think? In the garish, oversaturated world of Orange County, there's a guy who looks like David Duchovny's son, and other guy who looks kind of Xander-ish, and they have a turbulent co-dependent relationship that's easy to read as Big Gay Love. Somewhere in there, Mischa Barton exists.

Desperate Housewives Dana from Sports Night slums it in a neighborhood full of bitches led by Seinfeld's old girlfriend Lois Lane, whose breasts may still be real (and spectacular) but chances are they're the only part of her that is. There's also a very sharp-looking red-haired woman who was rumored to be a lesbian, maybe because she comes off as way too cool for any man. Everyone spends most of their time having affairs and burning each others' houses down, the new millenium equivalent of pushing someone into the swimming pool.

Smallville Clark Kent is super-gay and wants Lex Luthor bad. Clark tends to get tied up and rip his shirt a lot, probably in a series of bids for Lex's sexy bald attention. If this

[matildabj]

You have Torchwood down to a tee. Fantastic, hee!

[almostnever]

:-)

[rebness]

The Torchwood one is just about right. Hee.

[almostnever]

And all this from hearsay and seeing just one episode of the new Doctor Who. :-)