NEW MEMBER RETREAAAAT
The Plan: dinner & a night at the phi house with the girls. no boys allowed. ice cream, mean girls, bear talks, bonding time, & eventual sleep.
LESLIE'S RULES: [which are to be strictly enforced]
1. no boys
2. no leaving the house
3. no letting anyone in.
What actually happened: Sigma Chi's bombard us & make their way inside by using Scobey as bait. About 30 drunk frat boys in their boxers pretty much cover the inside of the house in silly string. Then we see Leslie (our Pledge mom) & a couple actives out on the patio laughing hysterically. Dumb boys. I've never seen so much chaos happen in a split second before.
& apparantley, my middle name was vengance last night because I pantsed about 10 boys on their way out & they were so drunk, they didn't even care. Namely David, who pretty much every Alpha Phi pledge saw his wee-wee & booty. I like to give myself a pat on the back for that one. I've never laughed so hard in my life.
^^Our Man of Ivy & Scobey.
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There is nothing more comforting than knowing that 30 girls have got your back. Pouring your heart out in a 2 1/2 hour circle talk is incredibly relieving. I've also never laughed so hard with them before. 30 girls= some crazy ass stories.
I have such incredibly beautiful, talented, funny, genuine, warm, & caring sisters & I love them ALL.
LESLIE'S RULES: [which are to be strictly enforced]
1. no boys
2. no leaving the house
3. no letting anyone in.
What actually happened: Sigma Chi's bombard us & make their way inside by using Scobey as bait. About 30 drunk frat boys in their boxers pretty much cover the inside of the house in silly string. Then we see Leslie (our Pledge mom) & a couple actives out on the patio laughing hysterically. Dumb boys. I've never seen so much chaos happen in a split second before.
& apparantley, my middle name was vengance last night because I pantsed about 10 boys on their way out & they were so drunk, they didn't even care. Namely David, who pretty much every Alpha Phi pledge saw his wee-wee & booty. I like to give myself a pat on the back for that one. I've never laughed so hard in my life.
^^Our Man of Ivy & Scobey.
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There is nothing more comforting than knowing that 30 girls have got your back. Pouring your heart out in a 2 1/2 hour circle talk is incredibly relieving. I've also never laughed so hard with them before. 30 girls= some crazy ass stories.
I have such incredibly beautiful, talented, funny, genuine, warm, & caring sisters & I love them ALL.