the one where i tell you what i want. damnit.
i'm compiling my list of must haves for this christmas season.. i've settled on the following items:
check out this hot piece of lingerie...
oh, and don't forget to read what the website says about it:
Ruby's Matrimony Thong
$8.50
This uncomfortable undergarment will be a daily reminder to unmarried women to find a husband and a emergency moral reminder to her would-be-suitor. (For use under traditional underwear only.)
Former Sperm Bumper Sticker
$3.50
Let fellow motorists (and former sperms) know your position against the willful wasting of unconceived human life. It'll really make them think.
Pocket Pants
Price: £3.99
Emergency thongs for Girls on the Go! Be prepared for any occasion with sophisticated black or fresh white cotton thongs, compressed into a cute bottom shape and shrink wrapped so they take up next to no room in your handbag.
Fours designs to choose from: SMARTY pants!, STOP OUT pants!, PICK UP pants! and....PARTY pants!
Boyfriend Pillow
Don't have the real thing? Cuddly pillow is a real "friend."
Lay your head on your "boyfriend's" shoulder. Soft plush pillow comes complete with snuggling arm. Great for bachelorette parties or actually quite functional for reading in bed.
Purfect Mood Detector
Electronic sensor tells your pet's feelingsùit's like a mood ring for cats.
No more guessing your cat's true mood. Special collar has a microphone and LED that glows red when your cat purrs happily. 12" adjustable strap. For cats 6 months and older. Battery included.
Make Your Own Merlot Wine Kit
Create your own great-tasting wine with this easy to use kit!
We’re not sure which is more fun-making this delicious treat or enjoying it later with friends! Complete kit lets you create your own private label goodies. Make four bottles of smooth merlot. Kit includes four bottles, labels, one gallon fermenting container, air lock, tubing, ingredients and instructions.
great. thanks so much! :)
--meg
ps.. are people serious?
check out this hot piece of lingerie...
oh, and don't forget to read what the website says about it:
Ruby's Matrimony Thong
$8.50
This uncomfortable undergarment will be a daily reminder to unmarried women to find a husband and a emergency moral reminder to her would-be-suitor. (For use under traditional underwear only.)
Former Sperm Bumper Sticker
$3.50
Let fellow motorists (and former sperms) know your position against the willful wasting of unconceived human life. It'll really make them think.
Pocket Pants
Price: £3.99
Emergency thongs for Girls on the Go! Be prepared for any occasion with sophisticated black or fresh white cotton thongs, compressed into a cute bottom shape and shrink wrapped so they take up next to no room in your handbag.
Fours designs to choose from: SMARTY pants!, STOP OUT pants!, PICK UP pants! and....PARTY pants!
Boyfriend Pillow
Don't have the real thing? Cuddly pillow is a real "friend."
Lay your head on your "boyfriend's" shoulder. Soft plush pillow comes complete with snuggling arm. Great for bachelorette parties or actually quite functional for reading in bed.
Purfect Mood Detector
Electronic sensor tells your pet's feelingsùit's like a mood ring for cats.
No more guessing your cat's true mood. Special collar has a microphone and LED that glows red when your cat purrs happily. 12" adjustable strap. For cats 6 months and older. Battery included.
Make Your Own Merlot Wine Kit
Create your own great-tasting wine with this easy to use kit!
We’re not sure which is more fun-making this delicious treat or enjoying it later with friends! Complete kit lets you create your own private label goodies. Make four bottles of smooth merlot. Kit includes four bottles, labels, one gallon fermenting container, air lock, tubing, ingredients and instructions.
great. thanks so much! :)
--meg
ps.. are people serious?