i'm just tired of counting bodies, is this mausoleum tardy, let's just paint you a pretty face

[almost_brave_]

Leaving school at 11:00 even though you're not allowed to leave early and most probably getting away with it on a friday is a beautiful, beautiful thing. I just got a slice of pizza and a mountain dew, and now I'm sitting here maxin and relaxin while all you shitfucks are stuck in school doing something retarded, I would assume. I rule

Comments

[johnny_was]

You went home!?
What the fuck!

not fair at all

[youngerman]

haha you know whats even better? not even having to wake up for school, biotch!

[goopunnin]

You sure you werent getting attendance taken in the library? That's what's supposed to happen..

[anonymous]

Liqour is mad weird. It's sorta like the Dragon Coaster at Playland. You may be intimidated by looking at it or maybe you have a bad experience on it before (i.e. long lines, shitting your pants, throwing up, etc.) but there's absolutely no reason to be afraid of it. You just have to chase the dragon and kick it's ass.

Or just have a 22.

-stein

[medicalfools]

You can't just come up with a power move, you've gotta feel it out, you know?

I know from experience, trust me.

Try something like where you trip Jim's backup microphone into the crowd (this is if you're onstage) during a part where crowd vocals would be good, and at the end kick it back up to Jim. You'd probably have to hold the mic stand with your leg, but I mean, that'd be so classy. *Fwing!*