RANT Part 3.5: The Young Veins
Out of the sparkly -rainbow-vanilla-deodorant-scented ashes of Panic at the Disco rose 2 things: Brencer bringing the ! back, and Rywalk starting a band back in the 60's. [I am referring to them with their smush names to cut down on extra characters I can save for other uses, IT'S BETTER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!]
Now, at first The Young Veins made all of the previous PATD fans go "WHOA, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE...TWO PANIC! AT THE DISCOS! RIGHT! RIGHT?"
No, it was not...it's still not, there will never be a Panic! at the Disco again (thank you for trying though Brencer). The Young Veins (or as I often misspell Teh yuong viens) are what I like to call Dirty Hipster Hippie Wannabes. You can listen to the strange noises they call Take a Vacation! on their Myspace (Why would you even want to?), because it's ironic to still use Myspace right?
Honestly after hearing their music...you will never want to take a vacation in fear of hearing that phrase actually used.
The original members of TYVs were Ryan 'Douchnozzle' Ross and his sidekick Jon 'Whatever, as long as I'm paid' Walker..recently they've added two Nicks and another Andy into the whole mess (not that they're important). They write songs about vacations(which is codeword for drug trips) and doing (more) drugs and cheating on women. Ryan always did derive his lyrics from his personal experiences...ANYWAY!
In the midst of all this new groovy crap, Brencer tries to keep PATD going..which makes ROSS ANGRY, AND YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ROSS WHEN HE'S ANGRY!
CAUTION: IMAGE CONTAINS MATERIAL THAT MAY BE CONSIDERED A CAT-FIGHT
Okay...Now, we all can understand Ryan being a whiny bitch about HIS band that HE started that would never have made it without HIM being kept alive for the sake of watching dead things rot...but Jon Walker..Little Johnny Jacob Smith-Walker? Being angry? Or Conniving? NEVER! :O HOW DARE YOU THINK SUCH A THING ABOUT A MAN AS DOWN TO EARTH AS JWALK!
Oh, what's that you say? He stooped down to Ryan's level? Well I never! Oh, there's proof, in the form of an AP magazine article?
Full Article can be viewed HERE
So now, not only does Ryan Ross upset us, but Jon Walker has been brainwashed into being another douche (this word gets used a lot when referring to Ryan Ross and/or Pete Wentz if you are unsure of it's definition).
You know, Ryan's gonna do what he's gonna do until the money runs out or he dies, and Jon Walker can take that ride along with him. That's their decision, to live fast and die young...
WHAT CAN YOU DO TO HELP ABOLISH THIS BLASPHEMY!? Well, if you have a Twitter account, you can follow The Elder Veins. We're a group dedicated to stopping the horrible thing that Ryan Ross has created. If you don't have a Twitter, for bog's sakes do NOT purchase Take a Vacation! no matter how much Ryan Ross stalks you shouting, 'LOVE ME!' GOT IT? Great.
Oh, and for the love of good music RESIST his girlish charms...
