RANT Part 3:Ryan Ross
edit: OMFG, and I pick the like one Ryan Ross mood icon there is D:
This is a long overdue rant, so long overdue that it's been in the making for 4 years. See, Ross used to be an emo-heart throb...I feel I just lost IQ points hold on....Okay, anyway, back when whenever Ryan Ross and his friends decided to do what Ryan wanted and start a band. They made a few demos, Ryan flirted with Pete Wentz, The band met Pete and blew him for a recording contract, Panic! at the Disco is born.
So everything was great, they become multi-millionaires, they be gay and shit...then ONE DAY IN EARLY 2008 I THINK ~Plays eerie music~ Ryan's girlfriend (whom looks like his old one that he stalked and whatnot) posts a blog [that is either deleted or I don't care enough to look up] that her boyfriend (aka Ryan Ross, you staying with us on this shit?) proposed to her yesterday (which in that timeline was Valentine's day, so cliche I know~), but when she woke up after a night of passionate sex....She finds a text on his phone from ANOTHER WOMAN! WHOM HE IS SLEEPING WITH AS WELL! AS IN CHEATING ON HER OMG! So she took the dog and left his bitchass...
Of course at first all of us thought, 'OMG! HE IS SEEING BRENDON IN A HOMOEROTIC WAY!' Sadly he was not, he's just a douche who cheats on his fiances/girlfriends/rapists/your mom.
Oh, then on June 6, 2009 Ryan Ross snorted too much cocaine, and broke up Panic! at the Disco. His accomplice Jon Walker with be talked about more so in the next rant, this shit's about Ryho. He started a new band with the help of child molester Alex Greenwald, and soon was partying like it was 1969.
↑ Please to be noticing the cut cocaine
By that I mean, lots of strange underage women, and more drugs. By the way, he said about that picture, "I planned the whole thing!" he laughed. "No, [the photo was taken] a couple of weeks ago - I do remember, believe it or not. I'm not gonna tell you whose house it was at, but yeah, there was a party the night before, and I slept on the couch, and we took a picture. I didn't even really know [the cocaine] was there."
I happen to know (almost for a fact) that that is the residence of one Jonathon Jacob Walker, further pointing towards his corruption that will be dealt with next RANT.
LET'S RE-CAP WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR:
Ryan broke up Panic! at the Disco, he almost certainly snorts coke and puts other harmful things into his young veins, the new music he is producing sucks just a little bit ( A LOT ) and he won't stfu about it on his twitter SO I UNFOLLOWED HIM! :D
(list of people recently unfollowed via twitter: @thisisryanross @ALEKSU @petwentz @billbeckett @jesus)
In conclusion, he is a douche, a bitch, a narcissist, a bad liar, and GAY. He also loves it when you tell him these things through twitter, he won't reply, but he'll later tweet something related about how much he's better than everyone and likes to take hipster pictures of things with Polaroids...I just can't think about him anymore, I left out a LOT of crap that he's done to annoy us, but I just can't take it anymore! D:
COMING UP NEXT: RANT 3.5 The Young Veins
