jealousy

[almatheawaves]

well I am awake! Why isn't everyone else? It's noon time dammit. Aren't there rules about adults being up at noon? It's too hot to wear anything but the slutiest of clothes today. I had better shave my legs and clean up

Comments

[windinleaves]

Up at noon? You?

It sounds like you need a life of mystery and intrigue. You would make a super spy. I think the only problem would be a lack of interest in your subjects. It sounds like you need a sexually charged relationship with them and sometimes the spy agencies don't have you trail the people you want. As a spy, you could dress in tight black clothes so no one would see you. Needless to say, it would be sexy!

And I saw your point about the coin operated boy when I was driving to work today.

[almatheawaves]

Tight black clothes, what an excellent idea! I guess spying will just have to be another side job that I don't get paid for because you are definitely right about the sexual interest issue.

A detective agency would probably have me following dirty old politicians around while they hook up with grocery store cashiers. But this could be in my head because I just got back from the supermarket.