the reunion show

[alltimefavorite]

today was mothers day, but we had a party for denny, cuz hes leaving for iraq this week, so we thought we'd have a nice goin away bash. it was a great time, but to fully inderstand the hilarity of todays events, theres some forshadowing

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[ahimsa517]

hahahahahahahaahaa

you assholes

ahahahahahaha

What happened after

[anonymous]

OK, now here's the rest of what happened. So mom was crazy and all (as mom is known to be), so as she was walking away, i made up a rather elaborate lie (which, as any may know, is still a lie to a mother on mother's day.) We explained to her that, once we noticed how rickety the fence was (after i hit it, of course), that we should buy her a new fence. Sure, maybe our method of doing so was not as well planned out as we would have intended, but we thought we were just doing her a favor. Well, after we calmed her down (with a majority of that being due to Denny's spectacular feat of eating a piece of the dog's moist dog food in front of my mother....i don't know, in a random sense of perdition or something...), mom went back to her old hobby of watching her eldest son get offensively drunk, then jumping in the action with the finest box of wine $9 can buy

Re: What happened after

[ill_rise_above]

hahahaha genious, sheer genious