the reunion show
today was mothers day, but we had a party for denny, cuz hes leaving for iraq this week, so we thought we'd have a nice goin away bash. it was a great time, but to fully inderstand the hilarity of todays events, theres some forshadowing:
basically, to make a long story short, 10 years ago, on mothers day, me and jeff broke out the bb guns and shot out ALL of my neighbors windows, and by all i mean the ones in his house and his car. we were pretty thorough. anyways, the end of the day resulted in a 2000$ bill and mom in tears.
ok, now that you know that, heres what happened today. whilst throwing the football around, a stray throw hits the fence, and breaks one of the pickets. and with that simple accident, an idea was born. we could kill that fence. after a few intentional throws into the fence with little breakage, it dawned on us diving into it would be more effective. after a couple of those, jeff and dom picked up denny (one by the ankles, the other having the legs) and tossing him through the fence. and since he was hitting length wise, you could take out a 6 foot section of fence per toss. toss one went off beautifully, we figured there wouldnt be much trouble with it, since our step-dad was taking pics of the whole thing. but just as denny hits, mom runs out and tells us to stop. but she turns around to go back in, and another denny-toss is set up. mom goes running to stop us and dosent make it in time, and another 6 feet of fence is gone. once again, mom is in tears.
seems we cant go 10 years without ruining a mothers day.
what a bunch of bastard kids huh?
basically, to make a long story short, 10 years ago, on mothers day, me and jeff broke out the bb guns and shot out ALL of my neighbors windows, and by all i mean the ones in his house and his car. we were pretty thorough. anyways, the end of the day resulted in a 2000$ bill and mom in tears.
ok, now that you know that, heres what happened today. whilst throwing the football around, a stray throw hits the fence, and breaks one of the pickets. and with that simple accident, an idea was born. we could kill that fence. after a few intentional throws into the fence with little breakage, it dawned on us diving into it would be more effective. after a couple of those, jeff and dom picked up denny (one by the ankles, the other having the legs) and tossing him through the fence. and since he was hitting length wise, you could take out a 6 foot section of fence per toss. toss one went off beautifully, we figured there wouldnt be much trouble with it, since our step-dad was taking pics of the whole thing. but just as denny hits, mom runs out and tells us to stop. but she turns around to go back in, and another denny-toss is set up. mom goes running to stop us and dosent make it in time, and another 6 feet of fence is gone. once again, mom is in tears.
seems we cant go 10 years without ruining a mothers day.
what a bunch of bastard kids huh?