The non-letters section! (And yes, I am avoiding 'A' at the moment)
(modernist parentheses)Author:
losselenRating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Sirius/James, Sirius/unknown
Summary: Remus isn't the only one with a secret to hide.
Quote:
No one brings up the topic of James after he is killed, and Remus thinks it’s because everyone is trying to be sensitive.
No one brings up the topic of Sirius Black after he disappears. Remus knows better now.
1-900...Author:
uozluluRating: R
Pairing(s): Sirius/Remus, James/Lily
Summary: AU. No one would ever hire a werewolf, not even a muggle as Remus Lupin painfully finds out at every job interview imaginable. Then, one day, he winds up behind the phone at a phone sex hotline, half wondering how he got there...
Quote:
Sirius furrowed his brow in thought. When James had asked if he had called the hotline, Sirius had shrugged it off and said he hadn't. That had only prompted James to lock him up in the bathroom with the phone until Sirius at least tried.
2-3Author: Our Mutual Fiend
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Sirius/Remus, Remus/OC
Summary: In which our heroes decide they are, in fact, lonely.
Quote:
No one could describe to him Morocco as he imagined it, a twilight bazaar of pale tangerines, propagating juicy, buzzing flies. A land of wild cries and songs, made not by birds, but by human voices. There was beauty in discovery; he did not want to experience these things selfishly and alone. Outside of the random outing with Iphigenia Kurtz, his bunkmate in West Germany, Remus's summer had been a solitary sojourn, reflecting passively upon seven years of hard-won friendships and sodden wool. Even now, there was such an immediacy to life in the city, his first city, that all energy was wasted on mundane tasks and errands. Only in the dark did he think about the day when he'd look in the mirror and realize his age. What would he have to show for it but a life fitted into a room. Determined to not let this fear break him, Remus fought the vision fiercely, and focused on the future.
100 points from GryffindorAuthor:
brodeurbunny30Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Remus/Severus
Warning(s): Public sex
Summary: Snape interrupts Muggle Studies for a quick shag.
Quote:
"It's the chocolate, you idiot. They're only happy to have you back because you give them chocolate." Lupin rolled his eyes.