Taking the ferret "Rhonda" to the super-awesome Western Arizona Humane Society tomorrow morning, to be followed by three days of debauchery at the river. And by debauchery, i mean sitting on the deck of the boat under a gigantic hat, wearing a double layered cover-up and a thick coat of SPF 70, with a book in one hand and a drink in the other. that ( Read more... )

Since the line to see Transformers was out the building, we decided to hit up the dollar theatre instead. Nothing I wanted to see was playing, so charles decided on Observe And ReportWorst. Movie. Ever ( Read more... )

I'm a bit of a word geek. I have this dictionary saved to my favorites - "A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue" Second Edition, printed 1703. When I'm bored, it's good for a browse. Some of the terms and definitions are beyond great ( Read more... )

After spending some time in a San Bernardino strip club tonight, I have decided that I am only 15-20 lbs away from being a passable stripper.

In San Berdoo on a Tuesday night, anyway.

It could happen.

Does enough white russians to get me drunk fulfill my daily dairy intake requirements?

It's been quite a week.

Monday I put on my helmet and rode down to OC. First stop, my parent's business, to drop off the xmas present for my cousin that has been sitting on my table for four months - and of course, to scare my mom a little bit. "You rode that thing all the way here??? On the freewayFrom there to Eleni's - stepped from the bike to ( Read more... )

Home sick today, with a devastatingly throbbing headache. Was to be my last Sunday on before the schedule changes to weekdays, and I was almost looking forward to it. But no ... so I stay home and try to be productive, doing laundry with my right eye closed, I need to vacuum but the thought of the noise is letting my floors remain dirty ( Read more... )

I brought home Kanga today. She was scheduled for euthanasia at the shelter, because she has radial hypoplasia. A definite handicap, but I think she deserves a chance, right? And really, I needed a ninth cat ( Read more... )

My boss, today: "Kasey! Make that cat nice!"

It's a very cute feral kitten she wants to adopt, so I worked my magic. It doesn't yet love people, but it doesn't hate us so much anymore either ( Read more... )

Depending on who you ask, of course.

All who want to talk shit are welcome to say it to my face. At least I'm nice enough - no, respectful enough - to do that for you, right? Everything I ever have to say is all up front and public ( Read more... )