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[h33h3h3h3h4h4h4]

> who's this pervy freak

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[threshapist]

>Karkat: Realize that the creature before you might be more worthy of your hate than even that female you.

Oh, you do. You see it very clearly.

WHAT IN GOG'S NAME DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU DOING?
GET YOUR FACE OUT OF THERE BEFORE PEOPLE GET THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT ME.

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[h33h3h3h3h4h4h4]

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[h33h3h3h3h4h4h4]

OH MY GOD, YOU SM3LL 4M4Z1NG. L3T'S H4T3 M4K3 OUT.

[threshapist]

WHAT?!
HOW DO I SMELL AMAZING? THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN SMELL THAT FROM ALL THE WAY OVER THERE!

[h33h3h3h3h4h4h4]

H3H3H3H3H3HH4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4
1 TOT4LLY C4N, MR T4STY BLOOD~
T4STY T4STY CH3RRY SYRUP BLOOD~
1 C4N 4LMOST T4ST3 1T 4LR34DY!

[threshapist]

Oh dear gog its like Terezi was possessing this alternate. Why did that sound so appealing?

OH FUCK YOU CAN SMELL IT.
DON'T YOU COME ANY CLOSER TO ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT FUCKED UP UNIVERSE YOU COME FROM AND I DON'T CARE.

[h33h3h3h3h4h4h4]

WH4T'S TH4T? COM3 4NY CLOS3R? OK4Y!

You fucking love trolling other yous. They're so funny! And fucking delicious!

You make to get all up in his personal space. And possibly lick his delicious cheek for a sweet hit of cherry candy~

[threshapist]

In a moment of you about to yell in rage the teal you manages to get a lick in.

You then proceed to jump back and wipe a bit of saliva off your cheek as the shock wears off.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

YOU FUCKING SICK EXCUSE FOR A ME! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

[h33h3h3h3h4h4h4]

It is hard to tell with the shades and all, but that might be a dreamy look on your face. Because hot damn, red-blooded you is an oral orgasm in a grey candy wrapper.

OH MY GOD 1 W4S TROLL1NG B3FOR3 4BOUT TH3 H4T3 M4K3OUTS BUT GODD4MN YOU R34LLY 4R3 FUCK1NG D3L1C1OUS 4S FUCK1NG H3LL.
S3R1OUSLY. C4N 1 JUST. L1CK YOU FOR 4 WH1L3.