My 3-year old is a stoner
As evidence, the conversation that happened five minutes ago:
Kaylee: *runs up to me* "There are pink wolves on the ceiling!"
Me: "Huh?"
Kaylee: "Three of them!"
Me: "What are they doing up there?"
Kaylee: "I don't know! Eeee! Now they're on my feet!" *she grabs her bucket and starts scooping at the floor and flinging the 'contents' at the ceiling* "Get back up there!"
Kaylee: *runs up to me* "There are pink wolves on the ceiling!"
Me: "Huh?"
Kaylee: "Three of them!"
Me: "What are they doing up there?"
Kaylee: "I don't know! Eeee! Now they're on my feet!" *she grabs her bucket and starts scooping at the floor and flinging the 'contents' at the ceiling* "Get back up there!"