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Apr 09, 2004 04:14

k. i've been to gay parties before. they are pretty much like they seem. pajamas. margret cho dvds. some cheesy gay orientated flick (see: the birdcage or hairspray im sure you can come up with something) but i dont know why all this is appealing. WHY ARENT YOU WATCHING TOP GUN!!!

TOP GUN maybe the most obnoxiously homoerotic movie. (see: the slow motion volley ball scene, any of the locker room scenes) so very cheesy. and apparently val kilmer is a sexy piece of ass. "that's the gutsiest thing i've ever seen" is whispered into maveriks ear. and the meeting of maverik and iceman is sooooooooooooooooooo much like every guy i did in high school. oh memories. im not sure if im maverik or iceman.

"you can be my wingman anytime."

"no, you can be mine." HELLO! it's not rocket science.

and if there's one thing i've learned from that movie it's that it's okay to be second best. as long as you kill your friends.
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