Spilled Milk
Title: Spilled Milk
Author name: allkindsoffics
Pairing: Prentiss/Morgan/Reid
Rating: pg-13? probably pg
Word count: 219
Warnings/Spoilers: Part of To Pick Up, but really not that big of a deal
Disclaimer: Don’t own.
Summary: Sergio is whining over spilled milk.
Day 15 - Create a character who is falsely accused of a crime.
Author’s Note 2: I love feedback, thanks!
Sergio is pissed; he did not spill the milk on the ground. Human yelled at him, when she got home. But it totally wasn’t him. It was Huge’s fault; Huge and Skeleton were going upstairs and they reeked. He knocked Sergio’s milk bowl when Skeleton jumped on him; Sergio doesn’t have thumbs and can’t get a paper towel to clean it up. Not that he should have to since Huge knocked it over with his big, fat foot.
Now, Human is upstairs and Sergio can smell the pheromones. They’re disgusting; they always reek of pheromones. He wonders if it drives the stupid dog as crazy as it does him. Not that he would ever ask the dog. They don’t speak or even look at each other, really. Sergio tries to say four feet above the floor where the dog lives. He hates that Human puts his stuff on the floor; she’s very silly.
Well, she’s very silly; in general, she came to this place with Huge and Skeleton, and the ugly, drool-y dog. At least Huge kind of understands him, though; Huge moved all his stuff up higher, so the dog couldn’t get to it. They all don’t really understand him, though, because he’s really hard to understand; he’s much smarter than them.
Because, God, humans are so stupid.