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Write a letter to yourself as a child...
Kid,
It's a little sad how by the time you eventually get around to this, you'll have a hard time remembering your real name. And you're not going to tell your wife about it, even though you're sure she doesn't remember her real name either. When you change your name enough, it's going to get hard. Right now, your name is John. So for the purposes of this letter, I'll call you Johnny.
There's a few things you should know. One, that thing about liking art? The one that all the other kids tend to make fun of you over? Stick with it. You'll actually get to shoot two or three of those guys later on in life, don't worry about it. But I will say that the way you're going to go about shooting these guys is might depict some bitterness, so try to hold off on that.
Two, your future wife is going to have a little bit of a temper. You've got one too, but you're going to express it in different ways. Take it in stride, believe me it'll help. Especially since her temper's just a little bit quicker than yours, and she knows how to kill you in a lot of different ways. You know how to kill her too, but taking it in stride will work out better for the both of you. This is really going to come in handy after some martial issues have worked themselves out.
Three, your tastes in music are perfectly fine. Just like the thing with art. Always be happy to be yourself, because other people either don't know what they're talking about, or they're just close minded. I think that's the best advice I could possibly give you out of this entire thing. Be yourself. And when you're asked to better yourself in extensive ways in college, make sure you don't get lost in the process.
So, Johnny, I think we're set here.
Good luck,
John
Muse: John Smith
Word Count: 329
Fandom: Mr. and Mrs. Smith/Misc. Movies
Kid,
It's a little sad how by the time you eventually get around to this, you'll have a hard time remembering your real name. And you're not going to tell your wife about it, even though you're sure she doesn't remember her real name either. When you change your name enough, it's going to get hard. Right now, your name is John. So for the purposes of this letter, I'll call you Johnny.
There's a few things you should know. One, that thing about liking art? The one that all the other kids tend to make fun of you over? Stick with it. You'll actually get to shoot two or three of those guys later on in life, don't worry about it. But I will say that the way you're going to go about shooting these guys is might depict some bitterness, so try to hold off on that.
Two, your future wife is going to have a little bit of a temper. You've got one too, but you're going to express it in different ways. Take it in stride, believe me it'll help. Especially since her temper's just a little bit quicker than yours, and she knows how to kill you in a lot of different ways. You know how to kill her too, but taking it in stride will work out better for the both of you. This is really going to come in handy after some martial issues have worked themselves out.
Three, your tastes in music are perfectly fine. Just like the thing with art. Always be happy to be yourself, because other people either don't know what they're talking about, or they're just close minded. I think that's the best advice I could possibly give you out of this entire thing. Be yourself. And when you're asked to better yourself in extensive ways in college, make sure you don't get lost in the process.
So, Johnny, I think we're set here.
Good luck,
John
Muse: John Smith
Word Count: 329
Fandom: Mr. and Mrs. Smith/Misc. Movies