Yumma: *giggliiing* Well, then you get all twitchy! No sleep and coffee makes you twitch!
Dad: *chuckling* I'll change to uncaffeinated coffee. No grease, no milk, no sugar!
Yumma: ...
Dad: What?
Yumma: Wouldn't that be like, drinking dirty water? O.o

I just LOVE when my dad says 'I'll be back early' and then it's two am and he hasn't come and of course phones do not exist in this plane of reality. NEVER MIND. Five minutes after I typed this, he came home.

OKAY PEOPLE. Suggest a story I never wrote ("the one where Fakir is in the mafia"), and I will write you a line out of it.

So dad forgot to pay the electricity bill. Most likely I'll be back tomorrow since that's how long it takes for the electricity to run again once it's cut and the library is closed today so I can't go and leech there.

See you all tomorrow!

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