Plot bunnies I don't want, take #2426425

[allira_dream]

Me: *writes Princess Tutu fic*
Brain: Hey, you know how you've been trying to get some sort of headcanon for Fakir's parents?
Me: ..... not now, the fic has nothing to do with--
Brain: Fakir's mom might have been a gypsy Romani. She fell in love with someone from outside her clan.
Me: .........
Brain: It explains Fakir's looks, doesn't it?
Me: Are you seriously expecting me to think seriously about someone's look in an _anime_.
Brain: It would explain why only Charon decided to take care of him, and why he seemed kind of lonely when he was a kid, right?
Me: .....
Brain: Lalalala.
Me: ... fuck you. *Goes back to writing*

Fifteen minutes later.

Brain: Heeeeeeey, since we're doing backgrounds and all--
Me: We are NOT making backgrounds, thank you very much.
Brain: Sure we are. So! Autor?
Me: ..... what about him?
Brain: Jew.
Me: Okay, I admit it makes sen-- wait. Wait. Jews and gypsiesRomanians in Germany around 1920 or 1930.
Brain: OH. TTLY didn't see it coming! Really! :))))
Me: NO. NEVER. NEVER EVER.

NOT HAPPENING. AAAAH.